Since when has a bag of shite from home bargains aka your shopping become a ‘haul’ -duck off wannabe influencer
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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Only proper coffee beans here, both fresh and frozen fruit - does she realise you actually eat them not just pop them in a drink? Honestly I would love to see his weekly food shop!
I can attach the tampons, family sized dairy milk and bottle of wine I’ve bought If you would all like?Yeah ya weirdo, show us yer messages
It's either normal, every day shopping, in which case nobody is interested. Or, expensive ooh look what I got boasting type shopping, Mario tragically boasting about loo cleaner and elevnty billion cleaning sprays is weirdly both. That Primark haul reel though, my insides cringed out at that, usually there's something Chanel or Hermes in those reels. 
Aw he fancies putting on some melts tonight. And hasn’t been for a shower yet.
Surely he realises that he has no content because he has no life and that he will never be an “influencer”?
Surely he realises that he has no content because he has no life and that he will never be an “influencer”?
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I’m gagging just looking at this
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all that grease and he wonders why he has bespoke IBSHold up we going oan a puppy jurnee.
Least the dog will never be left home alone, he never leaves the bedsit
Least the dog will never be left home alone, he never leaves the bedsit
Please don't tell me he's getting a dug in that tiny flat with poor Rayn 
that poor cats stress levels must already be sky high with all the scents he flings around
that poor cats stress levels must already be sky high with all the scents he flings around
I always find myself embarrassed on his behalf. He has no self awareness. The man is pathetic
duck me, imagine the highlight of your day being a wax melt 
You should be in a bar deciding your next cocktail on a Friday, not your next wax melt
You should be in a bar deciding your next cocktail on a Friday, not your next wax melt
The conversations between him and Derek must be riveting, when he has to tell his every day actions to complete strangers 
lt's brilliant!
lt's brilliant!
See if it’s no something you’d send in a message tae yer pals because it’s shite, duck telling 150,000 folk. Why dae ah watch this pish
He's not allowed a dog, same as he's not allowed laminate flooring. Read Derek's tenancy agreement Mario, save us all some time.
Tbf I had a dog when I stayed in my first flat that was a one bedroom with no garden but I actively took them out walks constantly. Marion doesn’t have the correct nature for a dog and walking your dog to Home Bargains and back isn’t really taking it a walk.
He keeps saying he'll say no more, then low and behold he'll post something again Get out and get a life you weirdo.
Someone put a laughing emoji, but he's deleted it now. Another one blocked
Get out and get a life you weirdo.Someone put a laughing emoji, but he's deleted it now. Another one blocked
I couldn't see him talking a dog up and down three floors for a piss. He must mean when he gets his dream house with own front door and real wood worktops (not falbon).
“I’m proud of you for finding you” sorry but if this is the version Ah me that ah’d found, ah’d leave it where ah found it and keep oan looking.He keeps saying he'll say no more, then low and behold he'll post something again
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One day reading on here, we'll break him like that...He keeps saying he'll say no more, then low and behold he'll post something again
Someone put a laughing emoji, but he's deleted it now. Another one blocked
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He canny even look after a cat never mind a dog
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