I think he blocks deek from seeing his stories so he can’t see all the shite he buys. Like those cushion covers he “found” the other day
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I’m getting pure bespoke Phoenix Club vibes from this Craig Tara funfair pic, can imagine Rayvon working there. Shabba
I really think you're right. Like l said earlier he's basically answering our posts here.
And how all of a sudden is he gushing over Rayn?!.
Make your mind up Maz. One minute you're telling us in your stupid whiney voice watching 90s hits 'Aww yessss, take meee baaackkk'. Now you're loving your boring life. Tit!
If ye know, ye know. If you don’t know then don’t bother
Read this whilst brushing my teeth and laughed so hard I was gagging like Mazza in the bumming fort.
Room fur wee Rayn and a laptop at the front tae ma loverlie
I kind of wanna go now to see how bad it is but who am I kidding I wouldn’t step foot in Haven if you paid me. I don’t think it’ll beat the last time I went to Haven and the caravan had crapet in the bathroom that stank of piss. Shame Instagram wasn’t a thing back then I could have asked Marion for some tips on how to get rid of the smell. Ended up getting the piss riddled carpet ripped up by a security guard on the first nightIf ye know, ye know. If you don’t know then don’t bother
, leaving after two days and contacting trading standards for a refund. A pure bespoke holiday if ever there was oneDoes he use her tae wipe his sharty erse in emergencies ma loverlieMarion will be the type to take the cat on holiday and claim “sHeS mY tHeRaPy cAT” here’s my shart card. She’s the same as me so we help each other cope ma lovely.
He's tattles own performing monkey. Can't wait for Instagram to do a bots sweep, half his bleeping numbers will go..But he is one
I stopped following whem he became what he ised to take the piss out of - a qvc channel and only person in the world to have a child - dipped into the thread when him and sof were in NY as I loved him acting out what tattle said the days before
Where's Sammy the Snake????
I pray for the day insta does a bot sweep and also deletes blocked profiles from follower numbers- himself Hinch and a few others are in for a shock thenHe's tattles own performing monkey. Can't wait for Instagram to do a bots sweep, half his bleeping numbers will go..
Where's Sammy the Snake????
Oh I used to love Phoenix Nights - they don't make shows like that anymore
Mario would have been a great character in it
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He's aff his chomp, a cat on holiday
The holiday will never happen in a month of Sundays, he is full of shite. So if they've never been on holiday since having Rayne, does that means they've never been on holiday together?
Maz would be a right crabbit bleep in the heat, Rayne would do a bunk and Deek would be out his box after to many spliffs
im praying for this journey
The holiday will never happen in a month of Sundays, he is full of shite. So if they've never been on holiday since having Rayne, does that means they've never been on holiday together?
Maz would be a right crabbit bleep in the heat, Rayne would do a bunk and Deek would be out his box after to many spliffs
im praying for this journeyMario reminds me of spencer AKA jam jar bunnyI pray for the day insta does a bot sweep and also deletes blocked profiles from follower numbers- himself Hinch and a few others are in for a shock then
Oh I used to love Phoenix Nights - they don't make shows like that anymore
Living for this dayn of dawn
I'm wondering if Marion will be taking an entourage of security with her.
I'm wondering if Marion will be taking an entourage of security with her.
I wont sleep tonight after seeing Marion in his mankiniLiving for this dayn of dawn
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What boils ma piss is that wee Sharta-chaun can afford all the shite he buys day in and day out and can't put Rayne in a cattery for a fiver a day??? He can just duck off, he's clearly read here when we've talked about him no goin further than sauchihall street and he's now talking utter boiled mince!
Aye my school unfortunatelySeriously just had a stroke reading that, bleeping hell did this idiot ever go to school, why can’t he use punctuation and words properly? It’s all such a mish mash of nonsense.
Ma lovelies, he isnae going to put wee Rayne in any stressful situations... tell me you read your tattle thread without telling me you read your tattle thread he’s so bleeping transparent
he’s so bleeping transparent 
What do we think he’s drinking? Doesn’t look like tea with the froth on top. Looks too light to be hot chocolate and I reckon The Velveteer was probably returned and refunded. And he dusnae like coffee.
Well Marion’s holiday journae was nice while it lasted ma lovelies but he’s already talked himself out of going anywhere out of his 2 mile radius
He's tattles own performing monkey. Can't wait for Instagram to do a bots sweep, half his bleeping numbers will go..
Where's Sammy the Snake????
I found sammy the snake ma lovely just zoomed in on that Craig Tara rollercoaster and must say I was a bit taken aback by the depressed looking cock that appeared- I imagine this is what deeks looks like when an early night in the bumming fort/padded cell is suggested
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