Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

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How can someone who doesn't work full time be so busy they can't stop for a 30 minute lunch.

You talk such rubbish, Mario. Btw, its too busy, not to. Illiterate git


 
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Seen as we didn’t get a ‘let’s mop kick Wednesdays arse post’ I reckon it was his day off today. Even if he’d been at work I don’t know how he can say he’s busy or tired working 5 minutes a day.
 
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I used to have to dry my washing like this when I lived in a 1 bedroom flat on my own with no garden and couldn't afford to go to the dry cleaners etc but I was also not an insta famous cleaner with a hoard of adoring fans and my own bespoke security (ring) system and designer candles so aye
 
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No offence to cleaners but how much can a cleaner step out of their comfort zone to the point of greetin my lovelies? My money is oan PC Plod asking him to clean up his own shart from the police station flairs
 
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Are we going on a career jurnee with her now? Buys a laptop and becomes a boss babe, she’ll be wearing a keep your power (suit) and mincing into the polis office holding her strawberry Starbucks in nae time, to the theme tune of 9-5 (or 11-2) in Marions case
 
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I thought he was perhaps getting driving lessons, get a wee fiat 500 to run them aw doon tae Craig Tara. If he parks it in his street the wee neds will flip it over
 
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He’ll become a MLM boss babe and try sell us some shitey essential oils and weight loss drinks
 
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Surely it's not a week since he changed the bedding?!


Stressful day?!. Shut the hell up
Age has nothing to do with your confidence being lost. It's because you don't go out other than to the usual stores and café.

I seriously couldn't live with him!.
 
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Ma lovelies he had a moment and he cried for 5 minutes, whats hes trying to say is he forgot hes shart card had tae queue for the bog and he shat himsel.
 
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Hi inbox will be flooded hens fuhl a birthday caird pish thit he’ll take great pleasure in screenshotting tae his page the morra
 
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Fucking comedy gold you lot!! I’ve had a busy few days with my grown up job so not been here but bloody hell, you lot are on form
I’m also thinking of penning a re mix of 9-5 (or 11-2 as mentioned earlier) in the style Meirdre and in the scent fucking fabulous also.
 
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