Don’t forget the garlic bread. She does love a triple carb does oor Marion!
That Shart card will be worth it’s weight in gold when the shits kick in. So aye
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That Shart card will be worth it’s weight in gold when the shits kick in. So aye
The thought that he'd be so pissed at what we know makes me smile.Knew this was coming. It’s a combination of the big bedroom “reveal” come down and that we’ve found out his exaggerations about timelines.
He must feel like shite
That's what happens when you put it out there on that app to strangers, Mario.
Britney Spears oops I did it again on his laptop? It’s cringey
I thought it was tattle
couldn’t help himself having a cheeky catch up!
I’m really confused about the laptop. Does he think it makes him look like someone who works hard at their career? But then is simply using it to watch Britney?!
Is he going to jump on the ‘home office’ bandwagon next and get himself a fancy desk?! Some nice stationery and a noticeboard?
I guess it might be easier when he’s navigating Dan Yell’s website when choosing a colour… sorry “designing” a new sofa.
Either way, I can’t wait for 6 weeks down the line when the laptop mysteriously breaks and we never hear about it again!
Is he going to jump on the ‘home office’ bandwagon next and get himself a fancy desk?! Some nice stationery and a noticeboard?
I guess it might be easier when he’s navigating Dan Yell’s website when choosing a colour… sorry “designing” a new sofa.
Either way, I can’t wait for 6 weeks down the line when the laptop mysteriously breaks and we never hear about it again!
Look how happy she is again once it’s spunked a bit of money it doesn’t have on tit it doesn’t need. Sad little life
I canny cope, they are like a pair of auld pensioners who are just being introduced to technology ffs 
hoddit n doddit
hoddit n dodditI get such Romy & Michelle vibes off of him. Like when they ask for the “business woman’s lunch”
Fake it til you make it Mario hen!
Fake it til you make it Mario hen!
Awwww cosy of an evening (2pm!) snuggled up in the bumming fort on their laptops
Deek watching stoner videos & Marion finding things to waste more money on with tabs open for Tattle, Tictoc and the app that’s no his joab. Absolute pair of crackpots the both of them!
Deek watching stoner videos & Marion finding things to waste more money on with tabs open for Tattle, Tictoc and the app that’s no his joab. Absolute pair of crackpots the both of them!
I get such Romy & Michelle vibes off of him. Like when they ask for the “business woman’s lunch”
Fake it til you make it Mario hen!
Marion: Do you have some sort of business woman special? We’re business woman from Paisley.
Castleveechie: We don’t have nothing like that.
Marion: OK well just 2 pizza crunch suppers, a can of Irn Bru and a fruit shoot cos we’re in a hurry.
Deek: For a business thing.
Casteveechie: What kinda business you in?
Marion: ….
Deek: ….
Rayn: ….
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He’s in the business of promoting small businesses ma lovelie, n don’t you forget it!
Marion: Do you have some sort of business woman special? We’re business woman from Paisley.
Castleveechie: We don’t have nothing like that.
Marion: OK well just 2 pizza crunch suppers cos we’re in a hurry.
Deek: For a business thing.
Casteveechie: What kinda business you in?
Marion: ….
Deek: ….
Rayn: ….
Mario…… erm, I invented Post Its. So aye
Marion: Do you have some sort of business woman special? We’re business woman from Paisley.
Castleveechie: We don’t have nothing like that.
Marion: OK well just 2 pizza crunch suppers, a can of Irn Bru and a fruit shoot cos we’re in a hurry.
Deek: For a business thing.
Casteveechie: What kinda business you in?
Marion: ….
Deek: ….
Rayn: ….
And the shell chair
Oh yeah! That style of chair that totally hasn’t be around since the 1930’s Art Deco periodAnd the shell chair
I think you'll find that Mario is the founder of bumming forts and if you don't know get to know!
Marion: Do you have some sort of business woman special? We’re business woman from Paisley.
Castleveechie: We don’t have nothing like that.
Marion: OK well just 2 pizza crunch suppers, a can of Irn Bru and a fruit shoot cos we’re in a hurry.
Deek: For a business thing.
Casteveechie: What kinda business you in?
Marion: ….
Deek: ….
Rayn: ….
Wait, they got a laptop each, oh ffs.
I really want to know where all this money comes from. They both work pretty much minimum wage. I know they don’t have a lot of outgoings as they have no real responsibility, but the spending is excessive
They must be in debt up to their eyeballs, Mario doesn't do many hours, certainly no overtime. He's selfish and Derek is thick, no grown up around to say STOP SPENDING LIKE YOU'RE HINCH.
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