Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

[SuzyE]

Instagram friends are not your real friends you plum
Something tells me we're going to get flooded with laptop pics as if we've never had one ourselves.

Ah can put money oan this pretentious wee bleep taking this laptop tae a coffee shop pretending he’s working. Ah don’t ken about anyboady else but ah huv tae use a laptop fur work and ah want tae fire it oot a windae oan a regular basis, gie me an actual desktop pc or ma phone any day.

Thats why l asked yesterday if they were still used. My laptops never seen day light for about 4-5 years. My banking, emails etc is done on my phone these days.

 

[other things online]

I get such Romy & Michelle vibes off of him. Like when they ask for the “business woman’s lunch”

Fake it til you make it Mario hen!

Haven’t watched that in years and home from the pub after a couple of hours, my OH has stayed out the bleep haha.. but I going to put that on! On my totally not illegal fire stick.. mario hen,£60 for the year get all movies/ series etc and all sky channels

 

[Shmebulock]

I think he wants to start a Youtube channel (hence the work comment) and he thinks having a laptop will help him achieve his dream Instagram isnae his job but Youtube could be

 

[Turmeric123]

Wait, they got a laptop each, oh ffs.

His & His laptops

 

[Mum3boys]

See that boil is still festering on his beak

 

[other things online]

Last time chrome books were used was when my kid were doing live lessons in lockdown, and schools were handing them out for the wee ones who didn’t have any technology at home to learn on

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

When your hairdryer for 3 hairs costs more than twice what you'll pay for a laptop.........

 

[SuzyE]

Bet the greedy, self centred hole didn't get her anything either

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

Hes defo going to go sit in Starbucks with that like a right wank and pretend he is working…..

 

[laynelo_]

I think he wants to start a Youtube channel (hence the work comment) and he thinks having a laptop will help him achieve his dream Instagram isnae his job but Youtube could be

Don’t give him ideas Ma luvlie, he’ll be looking at cameras noo and I refuse to see his beak and pores in 4K

 

[nosy-nora]

I love my wee chrome book but I got it because my laptop was slow and wasn’t updating anymore. I only use it for streaming YouTube / Netflix / Disney - I don’t like watching tv (brain issues) and also for e-learning for work or zoom meetings I have regularly with my psychologist. I don’t use it a lot and tbh I didn’t need it. It was impulse but I like to have it there. Got it cos it was in my budget range and worth it for what I’d use it for. Mazda just has problems where he needs to spend spend spend and if he doesn’t spend his mental health goes on a downward spiral. - I’ve been there. It’s not healthy.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

“Best part of the 5 years” - emphasis on THE. Trying to backtrack on the dates now are we hen?

Typing this from ma MacBook Pro (smell the wealth). Those ChromeBooks don’t last 5 minutes (I work in education and they caused us so much grief during lockdown!).

 

[Babybail93]

Bet the greedy, self centred hole didn't get her anything either View attachment 1199358

Surprised he isn’t pretending she is 32, like his washing machine

 

[Philimena cunk]

Am thinking he’s gonna be selling Avon / Bodyshop soon that’s why he got the laptop

Ya Da sells Avon ....

Bet the greedy, self centred hole didn't get her anything either View attachment 1199358

She's a gorgeous girl...hope she's plotting a painful end for Margo...

 

[Freefalling]

Bet they both claim pip, its not means tested so wouldn't affect any other incoming. £650ish each per month

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

If looks could kill…

 

[Babybail93]

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If looks could kill…

Look at all the tit behind her. There is stuff everywhere in that room. It would drive me mad

 

[Johnnoijones]

Hes defo going to go sit in Starbucks with that like a right wank and pretend he is working…..

He disnae like coffee and makes his own Starbucks summer drinks at home don't you know

What does they both need a laptop for. What are they using them for? They share a brain cell. This would probably suit them better

 

[Blanche Hunt]

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If looks could kill…

*plays wae claws*
“Listen here ya beaky faced wee bleep, touch ma paws wance mair and Ah’ll huv ye grinning like the Joker. Dae wee understand each other? Noo BOLT hen tae yer chesterfield and lee me an Deek in peace. Chase yersel”

 

[Sloppys]

Bet they both claim pip, its not means tested so wouldn't affect any other incoming. £650ish each per month

I’ve thought from the start they both claim benefits. No way on their income (and Marion’s part time job) can they afford to live like they do Well I say like they do, I mean like Mario does. Pissing money up the wall.