Can’t lie, he must HOWL when he reads his threads, because am no being funny but these are the best on here.
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Yaaas! It’s exactly as I’d imagined it!
Omg the shite in the background
The eyebrows though, was he ripping them out in a temper.
We're a lot closer to the big day than you think. Mario has £3.64 and a couple of shirt buttons put by already 
Those are very dilated pupils, nice wee pic a him on his eccies journee so aye and so forth
Wedding ideas: WEAR A VEIL KEEP IT ON
I am mortified that he's wearing ma perfume the day, gonna have to mopkick it's arse right oot the windae
Evens that Derek takes a wife before making Mario his hubby.
It pains me that Derek's self esteem slid through the flairboards
Can't even describe what this has done to me
It all makes sense. I think he wants tae be wed before they have a wane fae real. Stuffed in the bottom drawer of his bespoke bedside tables
I live in a flat (I may not have a front and back door but I do pay fuhl rent in central london so smell the wealth) and my upstairs neighbour is stomping around - my fiancé just turned and said “wonder if he’s upstairs mop kicking the arse out of Tuesday” this thread is the most influential thing about maz 
this thread is the most influential thing about maz 
Your reeking of wealth my love. Get your fiancé telt to stay in his own lane and stop stealing this threads patterI live in a flat (I may not have a front and back door but I do pay fuhl rent in central london so smell the wealth) and my upstairs neighbour is stomping around - my fiancé just turned and said “wonder if he’s upstairs mop kicking the arse out of Tuesday”
Am crying in work cos of this thread… the photos
He will be that nervous oan his waddin day that the IBS will be extra strength from and that bespoke scene from Bridesmaids will be recreated 
Pure grace is something our Marion is never going to have
I called it when I went in a week ago I saw the same chair and said here that's what his sneak peak was.
I'm sat here ready for ma nightshift in ma joab that's ma joab that I work 9 hours a night in, wonderin where the space tae fart in that bedroom will be, I'm convinced that he thinks he's in Gleneagles except we'll call it baldeagles boudoir 5 star lukshiray Hotel and so forth, high footfall reception area where you're greeted by the smell of absaloot wealth of Tam Ford doop and the frenchic door buzzer, awaits you is ensuite shower room (well it's no an ensuite but the hoos is that wee the bathroom is all but attached) and into the parlour of dreams where you'll be aw cosy next to the fire that isnae a fire but a kid on fire that creates copious amounts of ambience in the 3x3 space of grandeur. Your sleeping arrangements involve stickin the nut in some hangin bulbs a headboard the length of the wall, such amenities as a dyson, a nightclub toilet guards selection of parfooms, a cat that hates its very existence which explains the faint smell of pish everywhere.
Your host is Moira who serves a breakfast of oil boiled eggs and square slice that could pan in a windae in. You can enjoy an afternoon tea of mortons rolls done in a George forman grill pureeeee staypul, a cheeseboard wae dairylee and pepperami all IBS friendly and a lukewarm cup of piss (sorry hotel chocolat hot chocolate) dont ask questions just inhale the wealth up your clutched beak, and do not pay attention to the bent console leg, fousty skirting or the fact the tele doesnae fit. Sit back and relax for a late checkout, wave to the brass monkeys downstairs as you depart, feel refreshed as you can now mop kick whatever days arse you should wake up on. All For the luxurious price of £40 a night. He's truly is a colossal wanker tryin tae polish a turd but
This is just bang on perfect, am sat in ma works canteen (I’m still fairly new in ma job mind and am by myself) actually bleeping chuckling away staring at my phone with tears rolling down ma face. Absolutely love it
Yes!!!I know I'm a hunner years old, but is there any chance your bedding looked a bit like this? Teamed wae a wee nylon nightie, the static didn't so much crackle as bang
Smell the '70's
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mine was peach 
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