Spare duvet on stand by for when he shits the bed x
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His only talent is shiting fur Scotland, so aye.
Does wee baby gurl Rayn ever no give the evil eyes to mazda? She looks lit she’s plotting his death every pic, canny blame her
Deceased
Criss, cakie and tee supper. ohh yummm
Movie night lovelies 
I bet Mario has imagined this exact scenario in that big baldy napper of his ever since he got the big snub from the queen bee herself. Admit it Mario you’re no even on her radar and never will be you jealous wee witch. And let’s no even pretend you’re actually watching the film anyway, we all know you’d much prefer to be watching Call the Midwife. This is probably much like the time he used to put hocus pocus on the tv screen at Halloween, just to take the picture and then turn it off. All to set off his staged autumn pics, the sad bastard.
I bet Mario has imagined this exact scenario in that big baldy napper of his ever since he got the big snub from the queen bee herself. Admit it Mario you’re no even on her radar and never will be you jealous wee witch. And let’s no even pretend you’re actually watching the film anyway, we all know you’d much prefer to be watching Call the Midwife. This is probably much like the time he used to put hocus pocus on the tv screen at Halloween, just to take the picture and then turn it off. All to set off his staged autumn pics, the sad bastard.Attachments
Absolutely screaming at this
it’s definitely the emergency cover cos with all his extra under bed storage that he bespokely designed, there would be no reason to store it on the seashell chair that he also designed!
Nightmare on Elumm street.
The criss cake and tee feast will be more horrifying than nightmare on elum street when it shoots oot the business end later ma lovelies x
Is that his 'regular' or his phone for 'that app' charging on the ' vanity area'
Rayn's imagining Marion in an open casket so she is and putting it oan the gram.Does wee baby gurl Rayn ever no give the evil eyes to mazda? She looks lit she’s plotting his death every pic, canny blame her
The bend in the shelves is getting worse. I give it tae June before out of date skin care is splattered aw up the wall and over the “vanity area”.
unfortunately we both want to stay in marios lane as we willbe planning our wedding soon and I’m sure our Mazda will share his best planning tips for a bespoke, boujee and highly flammable dayYour reeking of wealth my love. Get your fiancé telt to stay in his own lane and stop stealing this threads patter
Ah'm praying the bespoke chair survives the carnage so ah um.
How... HOW have I not noticed the fire damaged wallpaper before now? Jesus god!
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Wtf color is his hair - smoke damaged white
What's he gonna do this year with the bedroom tree? Zero chance of it fitting beside that monstrosity 
What's he gonna do this year with the bedroom tree? Zero chance of it fitting beside that monstrosity
Here comes the bride aww dressed in Shite white thats aww am saying the day ma hens ...clutching ma beak and ma hoosecoat incase you see ma police uniform t tit
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