Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

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Whit a newsworthy story. β€œMan in slippers utilises a mop oan the bathroom flair”. Riveting.
He is a favourite to win Scottish wummin o' the year, pure hero in the scheme.

Everytime I pop on this thread I kick myself that I don't keep up. It's pure gold.
Jesus christ that bedroom has just given me a static shock and the willy nilly, random quilts on that chipboard headboard are affecting me far more than it should.
Anyway morning all!!!
Why does that picture make me think of #susanalbumparty 🀷
 
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They could have had the most amazing wedding & honeymoon already, with the amount of money wasted on the bedsit and the multiple jurnees we have been taken on!
I’m still here fair the wedding planning jurnee however, the wedding night β€˜we no people to stay out late, we like our own home’, Macgils bus back after the ceremony and poor Deek carrying Marion up Beirut towers and over the high footfall threshold to get aww cosy fae the night at 7pm.
 
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They could have had the most amazing wedding & honeymoon already, with the amount of money wasted on the bedsit and the multiple jurnees we have been taken on!
I’m still here fair the wedding planning jurnee however, the wedding night β€˜we no people to stay out late, we like our own home’, Macgils bus back after the ceremony and poor Deek carrying Marion up Beirut towers and over the high footfall threshold to get aww cosy fae the night at 7pm.
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† im strapped in for this journey πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ gonna be a stoater
 
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It'll be all fur coat and nae knickers, they should get the bus to Edinburgh, elope and save the money for a deposit away from Tat Towers πŸ™Œ
 
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Ma lovelies oan this dayn of dawn I've been on a Facebook jurnay inspired by the Derek House Post last night and found some bespoke retro Mario content. Clutching ma beak at some of these, some things just never change, fae his wall feature no working like his insta dms to his own mention of kerry katonas
 

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Ma lovelies oan this dayn of dawn I've been on a Facebook jurnay inspired by the Derek House Post last night and found some bespoke retro Mario content. Clutching ma beak at some of these, some things just never change, fae his wall feature no working like his insta dms to his own mention of kerry katonas
Canny believe he’s always loved a exclamation mark. Still moaning about the weather & making up stories of praise from strangers. 12 years later and nothing has changed 🀣🀣🀣🀣
 
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Ma lovelies oan this dayn of dawn I've been on a Facebook jurnay inspired by the Derek House Post last night and found some bespoke retro Mario content. Clutching ma beak at some of these, some things just never change, fae his wall feature no working like his insta dms to his own mention of kerry katonas
I find Mario doing black face so offensive πŸ˜‚
 
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Ma lovelies oan this dayn of dawn I've been on a Facebook jurnay inspired by the Derek House Post last night and found some bespoke retro Mario content. Clutching ma beak at some of these, some things just never change, fae his wall feature no working like his insta dms to his own mention of kerry katonas
You’ve no included photies when Marion bleached his ain hair yellow and looked like Oor Wullie 🀣
 
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H a p p y T u e s d a y !

Let’s get these slippers aff and kick Tuesdays arse!

3 mare working days then it’s four days aff work! Ragin coz a LOVE a Monday!!!
 
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Ma lovelies oan this dayn of dawn I've been on a Facebook jurnay inspired by the Derek House Post last night and found some bespoke retro Mario content. Clutching ma beak at some of these, some things just never change, fae his wall feature no working like his insta dms to his own mention of kerry katonas
Mental how he was actually somehow uglier back then than he is today, loving the 20 layers a fake tan butπŸ’ŽπŸŠ
 
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This is my favourite thread of all time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ please do more wedding scenarios I love them πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Mental how he was actually somehow uglier back then than he is today, loving the 20 layers a fake tan butπŸ’ŽπŸŠ
Who would have thought that present day mario was a glow up duck sake. He'll be Derek level of fit by the time he's 60 at this rate
 
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I’m up and mop leg kicking this Tuesday’s arse already.

Excited for the herringbone flair jurney to transition into the wedding planning jurney.
 
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Frig that nose of his! πŸ˜‚

What year did he actually start going out with Derek?!
 
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