He deserves it, deserves what exactly, I love to know, it always rips my knitting when people say this, what do people actually have to do to deserve a nice bedroom??? I’m baffledAs if oor Marion hasn’t written every single one of these. The terrible sentence structure, poor English, overuse and wrongly placed exclamation marks. ‘Kin hell he needs help Ma lovelies
Well as you know, oor Mazda is the patron Saint of small businesses (but also reckons you don’t have to declare #ad #gifted) as well as working a whole exhausting 2 hoors a week. Poor soul must be knackered and deserves his #gifted #madeitmasel bedHe deserves it, deserves what exactly, I love to know, it always rips my knitting when people say this, what do people actually have to do to deserve a nice bedroom??? I’m baffled
I bought this scent cos it was on sale (should’ve wondered why) and it actually smelt like some cheap fruity cat piss body spray it’s bleeping HOWLING ma luvlies. I actually had it bin it, this bleep always buys the worst perfumesMorning ma lovelies, up kicking Mondays arse, keep you power. I'm wearing ma favourite scent today, in honor of ma wee button mushroom, so aye.
There'll be absolootley nae bumming in ma new Dan Yell bed, so aye. That's purely kept for the bumming fort only, on ma wee chesterfields.
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I AM DYING AT UR POSTIf ye know ye know, and if ye don’t know get tae know ma lovelie (no ma quote)
Anyone else thinking of the static they’ll get from that headboardReminds me of those cheap polyester sheets we had as kids (ma wealth didny smell then) when we spent our childhood electrified.
ELECTRIFIED Buys them / swatched them from the stock room in Debenhams when nae bleep was looking.I bought this scent cos it was on sale (should’ve wondered why) and it actually smelt like some cheap fruity cat piss body spray it’s bleeping HOWLING ma luvlies. I actually had it bin it, this bleep always buys the worst perfumes
What a gorgeous and bespoke seashell chair
Can’t believe Dunelum would have the audacity to copy oor Mazda’s creationsWhat a gorgeous and bespoke seashell chair
'Work' ma lovely, you forgot the inverted commas.
Good work hun, this will save Mazda some time in putting together his claim against the big snakey company that have copied his bespoke designs. How dare they?
It’s even more pathetic when you see it laid out like this how he claims he “designed” it all
he’s a joke. Such delusions of grandeurMa lovelie it was horrific. Everything I touched lit up. My hair stood on end and I could’ve lit ma maws fags from a distance. To this day i canny touch that shity nylon feeling poly fabricI AM DYING AT UR POST
and his headboard and bottom headboard gives me the absolute fear, and my OCD canny cope with those bloody lines all over the place just so Dan Yell could change the design by x% just so she wouldn’t get sued for copying 
I was wondering that. He's been really quiet
Did Aldi not sell these chairs ?Av nae words the day. The fact that he’s said he designed the chair when they’ve been about since the 1950s has me deed.Wit ye mean hen is that you chose the colour, jist be honest xx
