I was chanting this wee Mario Anthem and now it is stuck in my head
I've got wax melts and burners a-plenty
I've got candles and diffusers galore
You want mirras?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I WHANNT MAAAIR
sing it hen
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Wee Derek in his rangers tartan and Marion in Primarini boutique.
Elizabeth Duke rings or maybe he will go all out and have Pandora rings to match his bracelet.
Rayn will get day release for the photos.
Elizabeth Duke rings or maybe he will go all out and have Pandora rings to match his bracelet.
Rayn will get day release for the photos.
I know I'm a hunner years old, but is there any chance your bedding looked a bit like this? Teamed wae a wee nylon nightie, the static didn't so much crackle as bangIf ye know ye know, and if ye don’t know get tae know ma lovelie (no ma quote)
Anyone else thinking of the static they’ll get from that headboardReminds me of those cheap polyester sheets we had as kids (ma wealth didny smell then) when we spent our childhood electrified.
Smell the '70's
I went down a Facebook wormhole thru the night when I couldn’t sleep. Found wee Del boys page from pre-Mazda cuckooing him.
18 months later that twit had took over.
Also, blows his timescale of how long he’s lived there out the water.
18 months later that twit had took over.
Also, blows his timescale of how long he’s lived there out the water.
With one of this chip board circle tables covered with a coloured cloth and then a lace top piece. Pure bespoke.I know I'm a hunner years old, but is there any chance your bedding looked a bit like this? Teamed wae a wee nylon nightie, the static didn't so much crackle as bang
Smell the '70's
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Can you imagine if Mavis had lived in these times? The absolute state his house would be
There’s a few random ones that I think he was maybe taking pics of the carpet. God love himWhy a pic of a radiator though
I know, bless him and everything but it’s such a funny set of images and says nothing homely. They seem total opposites, with mario forever on a journey and poor Deeks just glad to have the basicsThere’s a few random ones that I think he was maybe taking pics of the carpet. God love him
I called it when I went in a week ago I saw the same chair and said here that's what his sneak peak was.Can’t believe Dunelum would have the audacity to copy oor Mazda’s creations
I'm sat here ready for ma nightshift in ma joab that's ma joab that I work 9 hours a night in, wonderin where the space tae fart in that bedroom will be, I'm convinced that he thinks he's in Gleneagles except we'll call it baldeagles boudoir 5 star lukshiray Hotel and so forth, high footfall reception area where you're greeted by the smell of absaloot wealth of Tam Ford doop and the frenchic door buzzer, awaits you is ensuite shower room (well it's no an ensuite but the hoos is that wee the bathroom is all but attached) and into the parlour of dreams where you'll be aw cosy next to the fire that isnae a fire but a kid on fire that creates copious amounts of ambience in the 3x3 space of grandeur. Your sleeping arrangements involve stickin the nut in some hangin bulbs a headboard the length of the wall, such amenities as a dyson, a nightclub toilet guards selection of parfooms, a cat that hates its very existence which explains the faint smell of pish everywhere.
Your host is Moira who serves a breakfast of oil boiled eggs and square slice that could pan in a windae in. You can enjoy an afternoon tea of mortons rolls done in a George forman grill pureeeee staypul, a cheeseboard wae dairylee and pepperami all IBS friendly and a lukewarm cup of piss (sorry hotel chocolat hot chocolate) dont ask questions just inhale the wealth up your clutched beak, and do not pay attention to the bent console leg, fousty skirting or the fact the tele doesnae fit. Sit back and relax for a late checkout, wave to the brass monkeys downstairs as you depart, feel refreshed as you can now mop kick whatever days arse you should wake up on. All For the luxurious price of £40 a night. He's truly is a colossal wanker tryin tae polish a turd but
Clutching ma beak and howling ma luvlie, she’ll be the flower girl
Don't forget his provident cheques ...
I’m already out on day release ma lovely, been fitted with a bespoke ankle tag
Everytime I pop on this thread I kick myself that I don't keep up. It's pure gold.
Jesus christ that bedroom has just given me a static shock and the willy nilly, random quilts on that chipboard headboard are affecting me far more than it should.
Anyway morning all!!!
Jesus christ that bedroom has just given me a static shock and the willy nilly, random quilts on that chipboard headboard are affecting me far more than it should.
Anyway morning all!!!
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What’s the story with Derek? I thought he was married to a woman. There was a picture on here some while back all in tartan.
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Omg I tripped over myself coming here about the bespoke wedding.
poor Derek will be locked out the hotel room at 7pm because he wants to stay dancing and enjoying his wedding while maz will be aw cosy in bed absolutely crabbit no getting through that door for Derek and no bumming fort action
poor Derek will be locked out the hotel room at 7pm because he wants to stay dancing and enjoying his wedding while maz will be aw cosy in bed absolutely crabbit no getting through that door for Derek and no bumming fort action
No no ma lovelie, that wisney his bride, it wiz his sister (no ma quote, correct me if ahm wrang). Totally boujee wedding day.
Man, these are sad wee pics
aww Dezza....I honestly thought they'd been together years, no 3.5-4 years? Praying someone knows the engagement story
The Daily Record have given him a sex change
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