Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

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As if oor Marion hasn’t written every single one of these. The terrible sentence structure, poor English, overuse and wrongly placed exclamation marks . ‘Kin hell he needs help Ma lovelies
He deserves it, deserves what exactly, I love to know, it always rips my knitting when people say this, what do people actually have to do to deserve a nice bedroom??? I’m baffled
 
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He deserves it, deserves what exactly, I love to know, it always rips my knitting when people say this, what do people actually have to do to deserve a nice bedroom??? I’m baffled
Well as you know, oor Mazda is the patron Saint of small businesses (but also reckons you don’t have to declare #ad #gifted) as well as working a whole exhausting 2 hoors a week. Poor soul must be knackered and deserves his #gifted #madeitmasel bed
 
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Nothing to add except this thread makes me laugh so much.

Someone said on here a while back ‘if you dont ken get to ken’ and it has lived rent free in my head for months making me laugh.

As you were….
 
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I bought this scent cos it was on sale (should’ve wondered why) and it actually smelt like some cheap fruity cat piss body spray it’s fucking HOWLING ma luvlies. I actually had it bin it, this cunt always buys the worst perfumes
 
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I AM DYING AT UR POST ELECTRIFIED
 
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I bought this scent cos it was on sale (should’ve wondered why) and it actually smelt like some cheap fruity cat piss body spray it’s fucking HOWLING ma luvlies. I actually had it bin it, this cunt always buys the worst perfumes
Buys them / swatched them from the stock room in Debenhams when nae cunt was looking.
 
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I wonder if the come down has set in now after his first day back at work since the excitement of the reveal?
 
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Ok for the wiki.

I have been inspired by @Babybail93 and @Duchesspink to put his bespoke designer ideas for his hotel boudoir together with offerings from small businesses called Dunhellam and Bee&Em.

Just to see if they compare.





 
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Good work hun, this will save Mazda some time in putting together his claim against the big snakey company that have copied his bespoke designs. How dare they?
They need to stay in their lane and let the small business; Mario copies Designs© flourish.
 
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It’s even more pathetic when you see it laid out like this how he claims he “designed” it all he’s a joke. Such delusions of grandeur
 
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I AM DYING AT UR POST ELECTRIFIED
Ma lovelie it was horrific. Everything I touched lit up. My hair stood on end and I could’ve lit ma maws fags from a distance. To this day i canny touch that shity nylon feeling poly fabric and his headboard and bottom headboard gives me the absolute fear, and my OCD canny cope with those bloody lines all over the place just so Dan Yell could change the design by x% just so she wouldn’t get sued for copying
 
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I wonder if the come down has set in now after his first day back at work since the excitement of the reveal?
I was wondering that. He's been really quiet

Busy day, shattered.
You don't work the hours to be either of those you stupid soft tart



A wedding to plan HAHAHAHA
I'm booking a front row seat for this one, but the way he spends money we could have a long wait.

Save yourself, Derek. Don't do it!

 
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