It’s driving me mad that the breakfast bar lights are leaning against the headboard 
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So he's saying you can't tell the shade of the bed because the lighting is poor, then he says the lighting is bright
Make your mind up love.
What has happened to those Hinch bedside lamps he creamed his panties over?
The bed end looks very similar to the old one?
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Make your mind up love.
What has happened to those Hinch bedside lamps he creamed his panties over?
The bed end looks very similar to the old one?
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Ma lovelies I huv been out and about this morning living ma life and holding ma phone up high. Only just caught up on Mario Am-no-wellen-Bowen's reveal.
I cannae deal with the mix of metals and the poundland bulbs
whit is he thinking? Also, canny help but imagine the greasy head prints that plush headboard will inevitably have in the not so distant future. 
Anyone else hoping Rayn will sharpen her claws on the new bespoke bed like she (supposedly) did tae the ill-fated padded mirror?
I cannae deal with the mix of metals and the poundland bulbs
whit is he thinking? Also, canny help but imagine the greasy head prints that plush headboard will inevitably have in the not so distant future. Anyone else hoping Rayn will sharpen her claws on the new bespoke bed like she (supposedly) did tae the ill-fated padded mirror?
Amazing what some MDF, foam, crushed velvet and a staple gun will do nowadays and so forth. Tonsa love
The different sizes oh panels oan the heidboard
The fire damaged wallpaper
The lamps oan the heidboard that don’t go wae the big light
The cheap lightbulbs
The mismatched furniture
The general clutter
The mismatched pampas aw ower the gaff
The mix ah gold and silver
Aw the bleeping cabling everywhere
The shelf right next tae the telly
The shite oan tap Ah the wardrobes
The shite voile curtains
The view ah Beruit oot the window
The lazy bleep no even gieing the bedding an iron
But aye it’s exactly like a posh hotel.
The fire damaged wallpaper
The lamps oan the heidboard that don’t go wae the big light
The cheap lightbulbs
The mismatched furniture
The general clutter
The mismatched pampas aw ower the gaff
The mix ah gold and silver
Aw the bleeping cabling everywhere
The shelf right next tae the telly
The shite oan tap Ah the wardrobes
The shite voile curtains
The view ah Beruit oot the window
The lazy bleep no even gieing the bedding an iron
But aye it’s exactly like a posh hotel.
All of course written by Marion herself
It’s like a 2 star place you don’t take your shoes off in in case owt bites you.
You’re being generous wae the star rating ma lovelieAll of course written by Marion herself
It’s like a 2 star place you don’t take your shoes off in in case owt bites you.
That headboard will look glorious once it has gnome spunk spattered up it
Never once heard tie backs called tassel backs.
The cum will just blend in ma luvlie, I imagine his is lit murky pond water way the horrific diet he eats
Ma lovelies it's worked. I've been umming and ahing over what bed to purchase and now Mario's Influenced me.... Influenced not to buy one of those fabric monstrosities 
Yuck him and Theluxurybedcompany have killed my love of a nice fabric bed. Solid pine one it is aye and so forth
Yuck him and Theluxurybedcompany have killed my love of a nice fabric bed. Solid pine one it is aye and so forthWho are we kidding? Like he shoots that far. It’d be a little dribble ma lovely. So ayeThe cum will just blend in ma luvlie, I imagine his is lit murky pond water way the horrific diet he eats
"She sounds delighted" ahm bucklt ma lovelies who wis that
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I'm throwing my dusk bedding in the skip this afternoon. Raging that the bleep has bought the same as me and made it look shite.
As for the bespoke bed, it's very easy to find in loads of other bed stores! Bespoke my bleeping arse
As for the bespoke bed, it's very easy to find in loads of other bed stores! Bespoke my bleeping arse
Am buckled at this. Pure clutching ma beak at “Another great job completed by our team”
our team! How many cowboys does it take tae install two lights?
Genuinely think a hotel in Beirut would be nicer
Genuinely think a hotel in Beirut would be nicer
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As if oor Marion hasn’t written every single one of these. The terrible sentence structure, poor English, overuse and wrongly placed exclamation marks . ‘Kin hell he needs help Ma lovelies 
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