I wonder if Big Bernie has been around yet to collect all the old shite
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Well lovelies he’s begged for a new bed, bought a couple a new lamps and made such a fuss about the ‘reveal’ even going out for a drink last night to pretend that he has a life and to make out that he wasn’t arsed about showing it in a hurry even though we aw know he was counting down the seconds, pishing his frillies at the thought of posting it. Strap yourselves in lovelies, the comedown is on its way and it will be arriving shortly. It’s gonna be a big one tae because we all know he’s got duck all to to now.
Quick mario, what are you going to change next? Better think of something quick before your fix wears off, you tragic wee attention hoor. He was more excited about posting the new bed online than he is about sleeping in it. He really is such a strange little man.
Quick mario, what are you going to change next? Better think of something quick before your fix wears off, you tragic wee attention hoor. He was more excited about posting the new bed online than he is about sleeping in it. He really is such a strange little man.
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Me getting ready for the come doon! It’s gonna be bespoke ma lovelies.
It could have doubled as panellingIf you search the bed with Google lens there’s about 20 variations of it being sold everywhere including Amazonso bespoke mario
I also found the floor to ceiling headboard version and that would of been an absolute JOY to see stuffed into the postage stamp room
I'm still sat confused... nothing matches...
You see how she’s got that “Feddy” bed on the main page of her site with the couple photo shoot on said bed? PLEASE tell me they’re going to do that for Mario n Derek.
Also, please someone do the photoshop on this for me haha…
Also, please someone do the photoshop on this for me haha…
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Anticlimax. Doesn't match. Looks tit. Kthanksbyeeee.
Thankyou for chantin me on fae the rooftaps yesterday whilst oan ma Paisley journeee (via Braeheid)
I thankfully returned teeth intact @orangeboom and @OhhBacon - I failed to get arrested but I fear oor Marie will have his work cut oot in they cells after this weekend due to large orange walk I had the misfortune of encountering in the afternoon.
As for the electrics….have we actually seen the ceiling????
I thankfully returned teeth intact @orangeboom and @OhhBacon - I failed to get arrested but I fear oor Marie will have his work cut oot in they cells after this weekend due to large orange walk I had the misfortune of encountering in the afternoon.
As for the electrics….have we actually seen the ceiling????
) and him and sexy electrician went fae plan A tae plan 0 before they goat it right……. What the hell does that even mean?
You win everything the day for that remark.Fixed it for you.
This way you can claim you designed them, if you know you know.
To be fair he could electrocute ma entire family as he’s a damn site easier on the eye than the electrician we had! Big Nigel nae teeth was a sight to behold
She could huv turnt her washing machine aff spin when explaining the shite bed, so professional, so aye
He should put more effort into saving and getting himself and Derek oot o Beirut.....Tarting up the bedsit won't make him happy. They could easily afford a private rent or a mortgage. He prefers to get validation from strangers on that app so aye aye ma lovelies mwah mwah mwah
Screeeeeaaam 
How many boob/dick pics have you slags sent this poor fella.
Oh duck off! Hark at the plebs in his closed doon inbox/ootbox. He hasnae cured cancer you thick cunts
They all need bleeping help, but none more than the one who sent the top right message! I feel like that person will be round there trying to jump in to bed with him and Deek
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