We get freaked out by looking at your pictures, never mind Nightmare on Elumm Street
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We get freaked out by looking at your pictures, never mind Nightmare on Elumm Street
Trust Deek to end up wi the side of the bed that he probably needs to shimmy along as if he’s oan the side of a cliff edge just to get into the bastard thing
I suppose Marion needs the easy access to the toiletTrust Deek to end up wi the side of the bed that he probably needs to shimmy along as if he’s oan the side of a cliff edge just to get into the bastard thing
Ma lovelies after my ful time joab (actual full time, not 45 minutes a week, smell the wealth) went oan that app to have a look and my screen froze on the first frame of his stories, I feel like hes looking into my soul
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I came straight over here for the elum 
Criss. That’s just fuckin laziness. I’m Scottish and not once have I ever said criss. Maybe he canny smack his crusty lips together or his big teeth get in the way of the P.
You lot have had me howling over the last few days
If ye know, ye know 
mwah mwah 
Criss. That’s just fuckin laziness. I’m Scottish and not once have I ever said criss. Maybe he canny smack his crusty lips together or his big teeth get in the way of the P.
You lot have had me howling over the last few days
If ye know, ye know mwah mwah 
Looks like something off of Silent Witness. bleeping state of it
Is that mould on the ceiling?
Bet his betsit stinks
Them breakfast bar lights make that wallpaper look even worse with the shadows! It looks like this
Looks like a pair ah chain smokers huv lived in here for 50 year. Ah want tae see a photie straight oan, am no convinced they lights are even oan the bed or hinging et the same height. But that wis probably plan A and this is plan 0s finished result.
I’m here for a the-ceiling-collapsed-in-the-middle-of-the-night-journee
A corpse that's been in the River Clyde too long and has went foosty ma loverly?
Well boadies do bloat when they’ve been in the water a while. So aye. Poached egg eyes anyone?A corpse that's been in the River Clyde too long and has went foosty ma loverly?
The fire damaged nightmare on Ellum Street.
He looks like Freddy with his strangler fingers and dark eyes.
He looks like Freddy with his strangler fingers and dark eyes.
Don’t mind me quoting myself but I feel seen!
His latest story is so aimed at us, he is trying to show how jolly, happy and fun his life is rather than the grey dressing gown flasher he portrays on Insta.
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No angels for you, Mario. Only the devil's spawn is watching over you sweetcheeks. You horrible man
Wtf are those monstrosities on his face
Wtf are those monstrosities on his face
His bespoke eBay “blue light cancelling” cartoon worm glasses so aye henWtf are those monstrosities on his face
He’s been prescribed proper glasses for his Kerry katonas but disnae wear them and prefers to squint at his phone and look like even more of a halfwit.
The latest pics of her living her best life in the Pat Butcher blouse. I love that he has a total of 3 photos to choose from to show how “fun” he is
Bet that blouse dissnae fit anymore. So aye
Bet that blouse dissnae fit anymore. So aye
Stomach lit a burst couch hen so aye and so forth
aw nawwww, not the huns getting confused thinking it’s his birthday when he was trying to be smart and made a rip roaring arse of it - Status