Never lose sight of why you are? Eh?
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It's obviously not his birthday, it's just a slideshow of photos from previous birthdays along with a quote about how amazin' he is and audio playing over the top saying the same, in case anyone struggles to read his bespoke writing.
A totally normal thing to post. Not random or attention seeking at all.
I can't cope with him or his lovelies!
A totally normal thing to post. Not random or attention seeking at all.
I can't cope with him or his lovelies!
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Eh hen, yer in the wrang lane, it’s wuruummHis bespoke eBay “blue light cancelling” cartoon worm glasses so aye henHe’s been prescribed proper glasses for his Kerry katonas but disnae wear them and prefers to squint at his phone and look like even more of a halfwit.
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Ffs even his lovelies are confused as to why he is posting a montage dedicated to himsel on this dayn of dawn 
He's so cringey I just cannot 
He's so cringey I just cannot Tong Braxton was one of the answers on pop master today. Mr jaggy would’nt give me the point for saying tong
anyhoo I still beat him.
anyhoo I still beat him.
My mistake hen. Forgot to have ma cut up grapes and muller corner to set me up for the day.Eh hen, yer in the wrang lane, it’s wuruumm
Does anyone think the cheese and onion combo crisps have changed?
They’re really hard and crunchy now and have a different flavour. I’m gutted.
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‘Never lose sight of why you are what you are Ma lovelies’ here’s Ma self indulgent montage fur you aw
He is so bleeping cringe! It wouldn’t be so bad if he was a looker, I could overlook it. The bleep is rancid and has far too much confidence fae somwan wae a face like that!
Am no bothered, I don't look at that negativity, I don't give a tit, this app doesn't define me. Now excuse me while I spend all morning creating a slideshow in retaliation to all the stuff I read about my inconsistencies and horrible personality, so that you can all validate me and a handful of people can share it so I reshare and can passive aggressively continue to show people seeing through me bothers me very much.
He's definitely not one that l would give a second look at....Actually, I'm lying there. I would look twice, but only because of his massive nose
Spine bright ma lovely! Sing it hen!
Oh duck off he doesn't pahahahhaha
Don’t forget the weird flat heid ma lovelie. I’d be fascinatedHe's definitely not one that l would give a second look at....Actually, I'm lying there. I would look twice, but only because of his massive nose
I can't unsee the Goosebumps film puppet.
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Stuff made a nightmares ma luvlie
She is an icon
Just watching the Scottish news there ma lovelies and spotted wee Marion boarding the bus!!!! 
(this lady has a better haircut than Mario, nae debates).
(this lady has a better haircut than Mario, nae debates).
Bet Mario was sitting in the disabled seat already. Shart card proudly displayed over his coat. Handbag on his lap. Listening to Tong Braxton on his DiscmanJust watching the Scottish news there ma lovelies and spotted wee Marion boarding the bus!!!!
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(this lady has a better haircut than Mario, nae debates).
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