I love how we are probably more excited fae the big reveal than anyone who likes him. Purely so we can rip the piss oot of the wee bloodclart 
Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.
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And don’t forget Mario’s speciality cheese board of Asda Mild cheddar cheese , Primula tube of Cheese and chive spread with Jacobs crackers .Hotel bedrooms a bit of a stretch ever for oor Marion ma lovelie. I’ve seen more luxurious and bespoke drug dens so aye. Maybe wee Derek wanted a bong tae smoke in bed so that’s why he went for those lampshades?
imagine Marion and Derek on an episode of four in a bed and having folk stay o’er thinking they are traveling to a luxe penthouse apartment when it’s actually a third floor tenement away to get demolished by the cooncil
the guests would be welcomed upon ringingbuzzerring doorbell and Marion would open the door wae his best primark tracksuit on. They’d be ushered in quickly through the high footfall vestibule and offered a plethora of snacks and light beverages served up on the criss n joos tapas table. Marion would be steaming fae one glass of “mumosa” am absolutely on ma arse ma lovelies!! And he’d go live on his second phone so he could show the platform that chose him his guests. They’d be offered tae sleep either in rayns bed wae her for £75 a night or the bumming fort for £95 a night wae a breakfast served as a specialty. Everyone would be wakened at 4:45am tae Marion quickly running through tae getting the bedding in the wash after taking the guests tae castlelevicchi and his ibs running right through the flair. Oot way the Hoover and he’s seizing the day tae rise ma lovelies. Guests would be served muller yoghurt wae cuttit up grapes and eggs that had been bathed in oil then covered in salt cos he loves his salt get tae know not ma quote. The entertainment would be the 400ft projector and derek would be running back and forth tae the velvetiser getting in the drinks fae the hot chocolate station. I’d be clutching ma beak howling the whole time. How can we make this happen? How can we get the power tae rise and do this on this Wednesday nearly through the week? Not ma quote not an AD
What’s with all the sneak peek 
that gold is going to clash with the all the silver, grey, black, navy and Bamboo in that bedsit!
that gold is going to clash with the all the silver, grey, black, navy and Bamboo in that bedsit!
I've just had a lengthy beak clutching episode as I read your post as "ten excited SHARTS"
Ten excited sharts and a sneaky peak MUST be revived for the next thread 
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee…”
Ten excited sharts
Nine “I’m fine”’s
Eight ‘no ma quotes’
Sorry I’ve been on a well needed comma but I’m absolooootely fine. Love the new thread title. Now to catch up
Six button mushrooms
FIVE GOLD RIIIIIINGS (doorbells)
FIVE GOLD RIIIIIINGS (doorbells)
Four so fourths and aye
Three so oui’s
The amount of times Terry Fuckwit here cacks himself, I'm debating whether to order him a box of boujee attends disposal nappies from my place of work ...
Two blind Nakita dugs 
You just know when the full reveal happens we're going to say, was that it! 
& a bawbag in a penthooose
Fckn dyin 
Well done to all 
Well done to all Hands down the funniest thread on here. He honestly can’t come on here and think we are aw trolls and if he does then we are funny trolls.
I was just thinking when I saw the tragic news of Tom Parker when ur resident grief thief would come on and make it all about him. Can read him like a book.
I was just thinking when I saw the tragic news of Tom Parker when ur resident grief thief would come on and make it all about him. Can read him like a book.
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