Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

The bespoke days of Christmas as requested:

On the first day of Christmas Marion gave to us:

Ten excited sharts
Nine ‘I’m fines’
Eight ‘no ma quotes’
Seven bongs for Derek
Six button mushrooms
Five gold riiiiiings (doorbell)
Four so forths and aye
Three so Ouis
Two blind Nikita dugs
And a baw bag in a penthoooooouse

Chanting us all on from the rooftops ma lovelies

 

[Whats the 411]

& a bawbag in a penthooose

 

[Babybail93]

I called the fucking basic lights inside them glass shades weeks ago nae an Edison bulb in sight!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Am waiting fur @hopethishelpsallthebest tae dae the artwork honours fur it ma lovelie

 

[Babybail93]

I thought this said “Sharted.com” at first. That’s enough Internet fae mae the day. So aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The only thing that would make this better would be his face in the photo from Spice Girls concert.

Best I can do ma lovelie

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ffs it was all I was waiting on and uve gone spoilt it

He ruined his own reveal, he's posted shit all week!

I realised I was being too kind with the other version.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

His poached egg eyes are looking particularly bulgy lately. I’ve heard of bags under the eyes, but on the lids too!? That hair has definitely seen a Just fae Men. Nae debates!

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Why does his hair always look like he’s been stuck oan The Oblivion at Alton Towers fur 12 hours solid?

 

[Shrekssister]

"The headboard and the bottom headboard" so the footboard..?

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Mario “kindly gifted” Big Bern his old Christmas theme. She then proceeded to spend an absolute fortune on shite fae him to say thanks. Resulting in it probably being cheaper to just buy stuff she liked herself brand new.

It’s nae confirmed this is Bernadette. I just like the picture

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Marion and Deek are talking about the wedding kilt. Marion asks Deek “Whits the tartan?”
Deek replies “She’ll be wearing a white dress”

Sorry Ma lovelies but the auld wans are the best.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Morning ma lovelies, let's kick Tuesday's arse! So aye

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ah cannae stop laughing at him dancing this morning. “Get the fucking slippers aff”. It’s like he’s taking an OAP aerobics class.

 

[Babybail93]

Is this what ma we lassie Rayn is named after??? Am no mentioning how bad the song is, oh wait I did…

She’s called Rayn because it was raining when they bought her home, but he wanted a boujee spelling so inserted the Y.

I am being deadly serious

 

[Blanche Hunt]

He needs arresting himself hen, for that hair

Chronic the Hedgehog

 

[sparklibitz]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa there Mazza… “don’t expect anything major in the bedroom”….YOU PUT A FUCKING COUNTDOWN ON TO THE BEDROOM REVEAL!!!!

and he hasn’t seen the finished product?! God has he installed a soft play in the bedroom?!?

 

[Johnnoijones]

I could spend £1.99 on that bedroom and it would look a million times better. A lit match and a douse of a litre of petrol

 

[Shrekssister]

Is that brown sauce on salad?! View attachment 1171136

Did he cook that onion ring with the Dyson air wrap

 

[Rayne]

Cannae wait for the druggies downstairs tae report Michael Flatley upstairs tae the cooncil when the laminate goes down, and for the crapet journae tae go full circle and he has tae get a new crapet laid again

 

[laynelo_]

That accent sounds like a 12 year old ned. Whit a fanny, so aye.


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One of you talented photoshop trolls should edit his face onto that!

Your wish is my command

Although, I think the neds back in the day had much better fashion choice than oor Maz