Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.

[Freefalling]

All the heat that'll come off those bulbs the polis will think they've got a cannabis farm in the loft

 

[Babybail93]

Electricity prices through the roof, so what does Mario do? Buys MORE unnecessary electrical items. He’s clearly not all there

 

[laynelo_]

How they going to fit they lights from the ceiling is Derek going up on marions shooders

They still widny even be hitting the top a the bedframe daying that hen

 

[SuzyE]

£70 on light fittings, did he buy them because they have the same name as Hinch’s son? Always amuses me when he has been gifted lights from a lighting company, who even gave him a discount code and yet he buys them from Dun El Um!
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I hate seeing bulbs through clear lampshades

And what's with the sneak peak. Grow up you stupid man child.

 

[Badaboom]

I hate seeing bulbs through clear lampshades

And what's with the sneak peak. Grow up you stupid man child.

Same! Hardly a ‘shade’ is it? The light in that tiny room will burn through their retinas. They would be better as task lighting in the kitchen or in the high footfall ’hall’ they are hardly comforting lights for a boudoir! (what light does he even have in the kitchen? PLEASE tell me it’s not a fluorescent strip light)

 

[Keera]

Utterly bespoke new thread made to order! So aye let’s kick this threads arse, ma lovelies!!

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He’s put fresh sheets on tonight so let’s see how quickly they get sharted and changed again.

this screenshot makes it look like a big slipper on a little tiny peg leg

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Same! Hardly a ‘shade’ is it? The light in that tiny room will burn through their retinas. They would be better as task lighting in the kitchen or in the high footfall ’hall’ they are hardly comforting lights for a boudoir! (what light does he even have in the kitchen? PLEASE tell me it’s not a fluorescent strip light)

It’s a fuckin hideous strip light ma lovelie.

 

[other things online]

Same! Hardly a ‘shade’ is it? The light in that tiny room will burn through their retinas. They would be better as task lighting in the kitchen or in the high footfall ’hall’ they are hardly comforting lights for a boudoir! (what light does he even have in the kitchen? PLEASE tell me it’s not a fluorescent strip light)

Aye it is, u can see it flickering when it’s on when it’s dark oot

 

[Badaboom]

It’s a fuckin hideous strip light ma lovelie.

Aye it is, u can see it flickering when it’s on when it’s dark oot

Whyyyyyyyy? He has changed his other lights several times. He’s tapped

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.

 

[laynelo_]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.
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I think u need to apply to be a bespoke graphic designer ma luvlie pure art, Picasso

 

[Babybail93]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.
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The dildo!!! Screaming!!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.
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These honestly make my day !!! Pure bespoke talent ma lovelie.

 

[Turmeric123]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.
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You've made my day

 

[Jerry Garcia]

The dildo!!! Screaming!!

And the beaky hooter atop it ! DEID !!!!!

 

[SuzyE]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.
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I can't take my eyes off the back of his flat heed as well

 

[buymealatte]

The dildo!!! Screaming!!

Ma Lovelie I couldn’t even see it the first time ah looked! Ma Kerry katonas are right playing up this week so I’ve just ordered 20 new Lenny lights fae Dunellum so ah can see again. If ye know ye know if ye dinnae get tae know. So aye. That’s me. I’ll noo find ma dildos nae bother.

Why has he bought lights that people use for their bleeping dining rooms/kitchens for his master bedroom bedsit?! This wee fanny has a bleeping screw loose!! Two new lights in the colour clear wae the bulb colour yella tae affset the “ombionce” oh the new plush bed oor Danyells “designed” wae him. Will need a new voile journee for the windae an all cos they willnae be cozy fur winter and fur candy cane lame bedroom theme in 200 days time so aye.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

I’ve got the Dunelm lights in my kitchen above the island (smell the wealth). I think they’ll look mental in his bedroom.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Mario “this year is going so fast!” which translates to: autumn tat journey commencing before we can even blink.

 

[Babybail93]

Mario “this year is going so fast!” which translates to: autumn tat journey commencing before we can even blink.

He wishes his sad little life away. It wouldn’t be so bad if he was on a countdown to nice things, like holidays or big events.

How’s the wedding planning coming along, Mario Hen?