Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.

[Dawn Dayn]

I'm disappointed he hasn't done one of those nasty spring/Easter doors, the plastic flowers make my heart sink. Feel cheated, I was looking forward to it being inside his front door.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He wishes his sad little life away. It wouldn’t be so bad if he was on a countdown to nice things, like holidays or big events.

How’s the wedding planning coming along, Mario Hen?

I really don’t understand why he wouldn’t want a holiday or a weekend away with Derek or just something that’s not a cheeky spoons breakfast or two hours in the capital.

Now that the pandemic is over (almost) I have got three holidays booked and numerous weekends away with Mr Margrit and my pals. How does he get through life without something to look forward to, other than Mondays coz he LOVES a Monday now!

 

[Anti-influencer]

How long til the chocolate hater flaunts his Easter eggs? I’m predicting three, two big yins for him and just a wee wan for Deek because Mario is a selfish basturt

 

[Johnnoijones]

I really don’t understand why he wouldn’t want a holiday or a weekend away with Derek or just something that’s not a cheeky spoons breakfast or two hours in the capital.

Now that the pandemic is over (almost) I have got three holidays booked and numerous weekends away with Mr Margrit and my pals. How does he get through life without something to look forward to, other than Mondays coz he LOVES a Monday now!

The difference is my lovely is that you have a life and want to enjoy it outwith the 3 mile radius of your westend bumming fort.

 

[sparklibitz]

So new light shades, that are clear, and that bleeping light up bastard mirror - shine bright ma lovelie shine bleeping bright

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So his living room looks like a hotel reception area and now he’s making his bedroom look like a hotel bedroom. Is he ok?

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Wee bespoke chocolate on the pillows, sharty sheet change everyday, so aye, so oui we can stay at the Marion Mansion in Paisley Towers. There’s only one room though ma lovelies?
Are we going on a hotel jurnee now

 

[Babybail93]

What’s with all these “sneak peeks”? Little rat

 

[buymealatte]

So his living room looks like a hotel reception area and now he’s making his bedroom look like a hotel bedroom. Is he ok?

Hotel bedrooms a bit of a stretch ever for oor Marion ma lovelie. I’ve seen more luxurious and bespoke drug dens so aye. Maybe wee Derek wanted a bong tae smoke in bed so that’s why he went for those lampshades?

imagine Marion and Derek on an episode of four in a bed and having folk stay o’er thinking they are traveling to a luxe penthouse apartment when it’s actually a third floor tenement away to get demolished by the cooncil

the guests would be welcomed upon ringing buzzer ring doorbell and Marion would open the door wae his best primark tracksuit on. They’d be ushered in quickly through the high footfall vestibule and offered a plethora of snacks and light beverages served up on the criss n joos tapas table. Marion would be steaming fae one glass of “mumosa” am absolutely on ma arse ma lovelies!! And he’d go live on his second phone so he could show the platform that chose him his guests. They’d be offered tae sleep either in rayns bed wae her for £75 a night or the bumming fort for £95 a night wae a breakfast served as a specialty. Everyone would be wakened at 4:45am tae Marion quickly running through tae getting the bedding in the wash after taking the guests tae castlelevicchi and his ibs running right through the flair. Oot way the Hoover and he’s seizing the day tae rise ma lovelies. Guests would be served muller yoghurt wae cuttit up grapes and eggs that had been bathed in oil then covered in salt cos he loves his salt get tae know not ma quote. The entertainment would be the 400ft projector and derek would be running back and forth tae the velvetiser getting in the drinks fae the hot chocolate station. I’d be clutching ma beak howling the whole time. How can we make this happen? How can we get the power tae rise and do this on this Wednesday nearly through the week? Not ma quote not an AD

 

[MaidMarion]

So basically his bedroom has already been done and so he is showing old pics of "bedding washed" lying little scrotebag. Little sneak peeks, who does he think he is, more to the point, who does he think cares fandan!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I assume he’s trying to build up his engagement but that ship has long sailed.

He will be chomping at the bit to reveal it. I reckon he’s done about ten excited starts.

 

[Poptart]

Sneak peek...a chair leg

I don't know about you lot ma lovelies but I'm pishing masel with excitement here!!

 

[buymealatte]

Wee bespoke chocolate on the pillows, sharty sheet change everyday, so aye, so oui we can stay at the Marion Mansion in Paisley Towers. There’s only one room though ma lovelies?
Are we going on a hotel jurnee now

Bespoke orange diam bars? If you know you know ma lovelie

 

[paperbackwriter89]

What a self indulgent little turd he is. Delusions of grandeur thinking anyone gives a bespoke toss about his sneaky peaks ahead of the big underwhelming reveal, just like the autumnal shite, candy cane lame and everything else he spunks Deeks wages on.
He’s got a spending addiction bigger than the junkies below him.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Evening my lovelies, how are youse all? We are being treatit to some very boring stories of late. I am absolootley loving the thread title, so oui and so forth.
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duck here yeez aww are hens am stumbling aboot oan the last thread whilst yous are aww kicking the arse out of this new thread
Look at his kerry katona eyes and flat heed( unloved baby syndrome) looks like the dildo isnae smelling the wealth

I really don’t understand why he wouldn’t want a holiday or a weekend away with Derek or just something that’s not a cheeky spoons breakfast or two hours in the capital.

Now that the pandemic is over (almost) I have got three holidays booked and numerous weekends away with Mr Margrit and my pals. How does he get through life without something to look forward to, other than Mondays coz he LOVES a Monday now!

Living your bespoke life as it should hen ...keep you power so aye

 

[mrsbucket]

Mario hen, naebody is getting a wide on from these sneak peaks. Give it a rest!

Remember when he did his panelled living room reveal an he was poasitively breathless wi excitement showing it tae his lovelies. Such a sad sack!

 

[laynelo_]

Giddy way excitement hens, I know that the bedroom reveal will be completely original, unique, and never done before. It’ll definitely no be copied aff other instagrammers

 

[Anti-influencer]

Am needing a new joab that’s my actual joab so hens im hinkin I’ll try n get a joab at Marios cop shoap polishing truncheons so a can befriend him n get aw the goss fae him. Ad be a wee bespoke Tattle mole 🥸

 

[Doodlebug71]

Am needing a new joab that’s my actual joab so hens im hinkin I’ll try n get a joab at Marios cop shoap polishing truncheons so a can befriend him n get aw the goss fae him. Ad be a wee bespoke Tattle mole 🥸

You could be a wee tell tale tattle tit hen

 

[Anti-influencer]

You could be a wee tell tale tattle tit hen

Am already a wee tit so may as well be a useful wan ma lovelie x