Ah think the brother looks like Marion if he hud a few decent unsalted meals, some sunlight, a trip tae the barbers and a JD sport gift token. So aye.
Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife
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Howling at the midwife posts on here ma lovelies...
Imagine maz being your midwife..."cross ya legs hen, I need to go the loo right noo" while flashing his shart card at the poor woman giving birth
Imagine maz being your midwife..."cross ya legs hen, I need to go the loo right noo" while flashing his shart card at the poor woman giving birth
“JD Sports? I’m no paying £80 for
that”Spends £3000 on shitey Christmas balloons like (clicks strangler/forcep fingers) that
Imagine being in labour and him coming towards you with his Kerry Katona eyes two inches away from your foof so he can see what he’s doing but he’d still manage to get the wrong hole
Squeezing himsel in tae a junior 12-13 so he doesnae need tae pay adult prices“JD Sports? I’m no paying £80 for
Spends £3000 on shitey Christmas balloons like (clicks strangler/forcep fingers) that
I was reading this thread last night and I mentioned Mario to my husband. Showed him his IG stories about the sprays. At first he couldn't understand what he was saying at all (he's German) and then "Wth is wrong with that man? When you're oot! Oot oot! If ya knooo, ya knooo" Howling, he sounded just like him.
and then "Wth is wrong with that man? When you're oot! Oot oot! If ya knooo, ya knooo" Howling, he sounded just like him. 
Abzalootley crying at this thread theday hens!
Malemidwife Christ, imagine him! Pure squinting up yer fanny with his eBay glasses on.
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Christ, imagine him! Pure squinting up yer fanny with his eBay glasses on.*Pregnant lassie oan hospital bed awaiting an internal examination*
*trainee male wife Marion enters putting oan first oh five pairs of latex gloves*
Marion: “Hello ma lovelie, let’s do this” *mop leg kick*
*Marion moves tae end of the bed and attempts to start the internal*
Marion: “Ew, ew, naw naw ah cannae. Naw” *his hand jumps back every time it is within a metre of the lassies foof.
Lassie: “Sorry, whit?”
Marion: “Am no touching that” screeching pointing tae the woman’s bits noo.
Senior Midwife enters hearing raised voices: “is everything okay here”
Marion: “ah cannae. Ah cannae touch wan ah them” nervous giggle pointing tae the lassies nether regions.
Senior Midwife: “mr McKnight, we’ve hud this conversation before. Midwifery involves lots of vaginas. And before you say another word, so aye nae debates. I don’t think this is the career for you. How are you with a mop though, the hospitals needing a new cleaner?”
*trainee male wife Marion enters putting oan first oh five pairs of latex gloves*
Marion: “Hello ma lovelie, let’s do this” *mop leg kick*
*Marion moves tae end of the bed and attempts to start the internal*
Marion: “Ew, ew, naw naw ah cannae. Naw” *his hand jumps back every time it is within a metre of the lassies foof.
Lassie: “Sorry, whit?”
Marion: “Am no touching that” screeching pointing tae the woman’s bits noo.
Senior Midwife enters hearing raised voices: “is everything okay here”
Marion: “ah cannae. Ah cannae touch wan ah them” nervous giggle pointing tae the lassies nether regions.
Senior Midwife: “mr McKnight, we’ve hud this conversation before. Midwifery involves lots of vaginas. And before you say another word, so aye nae debates. I don’t think this is the career for you. How are you with a mop though, the hospitals needing a new cleaner?”
Deed hen ...so aye
He clearly doesn't know what midwife means why did he have to change the naming of it to add in male. Its midwife whether your male/female/any binary
why did he have to change the naming of it to add in male. Its midwife whether your male/female/any binary Mavis has his ain bespoke jibberish language aye soHe clearly doesn't know what midwife means
So does he want to be a male wife aka a husband.. or a male midwife 
I canny decipher
I canny decipher
Is it me or is he loving his joab a bit too much, is he trying to convince us or himself 
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Pffttt he's a cocky bastard.
He only had 4 questions asked in 24 hours, so l doubt people are missing him
He only had 4 questions asked in 24 hours, so l doubt people are missing him
How busy can swirling some Harpic around the pan and flicking a duster over some computers actually be?Pffttt he's a cocky bastard.
He only had 4 questions asked in 24 hours, so l doubt people are missing him
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