He would change it but that’s what he’s known for now ma lovely!
Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife
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I’ve been literally clutching ma beak for hooooors about the bespoke MRSA 
you troll cunts are some of the most hilarious people on tattle.
Marion was delighted not to be moving from the paisley slum because he knows he’ll be charged through the ringer to get the flat back to its original state. He might have all the illusion of grandeur with his MDF wall and too small for the hole bespoke TV unit but the council wouldn’t be giving two fucks for the money he’s spent. So aye. He’s happy nae tae move ma darlin
you troll cunts are some of the most hilarious people on tattle.Marion was delighted not to be moving from the paisley slum because he knows he’ll be charged through the ringer to get the flat back to its original state. He might have all the illusion of grandeur with his MDF wall and too small for the hole bespoke TV unit but the council wouldn’t be giving two fucks for the money he’s spent. So aye. He’s happy nae tae move ma darlin
He’s the wan that makes it look a mess wae aw his shite everywhere. Ah bet if Deek telt him tae bolt that flat wid be immaculate.View attachment 1115053
This infuriates me! Of course their flat is tidy, there are just 2 grown adults living there. One of which is out of the house probably 8+ hours a day and the other only works 2 hours a day so has plenty of time to fanny around, washing up a couple of dishes and run the hoover round. Why wouldn't it be tidy!! It's not an accomplishment
Clutching my beak laughing at this thread he's so deluded, his brother is like Noooooooo don't admit we're family i'm in a much better lane...so aye.
There is no way he would cope doing a midwifery degree. It's very very tough. I'd class myself as an intelligent woman and I found it challenging
£95 a month for bleeping cat food???!! Wit boujeeee bespoke food is baby gurl Rayne eating?? Is it covered in gold??
95p ma lovelie, he didn't have his glasses on.
It'll be a bespoke mix ma lovelie. Probably loaded with catnip so she's off her nut to help her cope living in that flat.
I thought that as well. I've got two boys, and l bulk buy from a company online a high quality dry food, wet food, treats and a 15 ltr bag of good quality litter, and l pay less than him each month.
I'd say the name of the company l use because he'd save money, but after someone asked him the size of his console table and he told her to contact the company he can piss off
btw Mario. My cats eat better than you ya freak
Can’t help but wonder if this was our Marion or Deek
What's this bleep feeding? A lion?
Read!!! The!!!! Fuckin!!! Room!!!! bleep!!!
"Has anyone noticed price increase in shops" "hope they match our hourly rate of pay"
What the actual f...!
Mazda hen
Read/watch the news, there's an horrendous war happening not too far away 
"Has anyone noticed price increase in shops" "hope they match our hourly rate of pay"
What the actual f...!
Mazda hen
Read/watch the news, there's an horrendous war happening not too far away I forgot the cat had boujee bowels
If it's a special dietary, I'm guessing it'll be something like Science Plan that cost a fortune, and it's one a lot of vets promote because they get money from the company. If it is that, there's far better quality food out there.
Pretty sure it's Royal Canin. I remember seeing it when his faux besties were rooting through his cupboards. I buy my dog the same brand and it's not cheap but not overly expensive either so I smell bullshit again. 
I can't take this absolute space cadet the day
complains aboot the prices goin up in the shops but still wastes a duck ton of money on himself apart from primarni ps5 joggies for deek that cost a pound for as many as yae can carry what the duck money does he soend on anyone else but himself??. He then uses that as an excuse to brag aboot spendin on bespoke cat food, however complaining about feeding your cat £95 a month my cat is £30 for a massive bag of royal canin and then im £20 for the wet which is the same as what you feed her so dont talk shite son, but you'll piy ower the odds for shite make up for that duck ugly boat race of yours, away and chase buses Marion you truly are a prize wanker
complains aboot the prices goin up in the shops but still wastes a duck ton of money on himself apart from primarni ps5 joggies for deek that cost a pound for as many as yae can carry what the duck money does he soend on anyone else but himself??. He then uses that as an excuse to brag aboot spendin on bespoke cat food, however complaining about feeding your cat £95 a month my cat is £30 for a massive bag of royal canin and then im £20 for the wet which is the same as what you feed her so dont talk shite son, but you'll piy ower the odds for shite make up for that duck ugly boat race of yours, away and chase buses Marion you truly are a prize wankerWe all know hard times are coming, how will Mario cope. 
There's the obvious stuff, stop eating out, cook from scratch. Only buy stuff to replace what you've run out of, and actually need to eat/clean. Sell what you can. What am I saying , he's like a child.
There's the obvious stuff, stop eating out, cook from scratch. Only buy stuff to replace what you've run out of, and actually need to eat/clean. Sell what you can. What am I saying , he's like a child.
Absolutely howling
Regarding Maz’s middle name, I had a look for his birth entry on the Scotland’s People website and here’s further confirmation it is Disgusting to my Kerry Katonas.
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