Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife

[Doodlebug71]

duck OFF A MIDWIFE OR A MAKEUP ARTIST

1. You’re not smart or resilient enough for a midwifery degree Mazda.

2. You’re absolutely shite at makeup.

Spine bright ma luvlies

Aww that hunners and hunners of make up and he still looks like count Dracula so aye ma page ma rules hen

 

[me ma will tell ya]

imagine if ya got marion as yer midwife, it would be one big fanny looking in tae yer fanny.

 

[Doodlebug71]

imagine if ya got marion as yer midwife, it would be one big fanny looking in tae yer fanny.

His nose would be....I will stop there hen that's aww am saying the day

 

[Babybail93]

imagine if ya got marion as yer midwife, it would be one big fanny looking in tae yer fanny.

The poor bain would be no wanting to come oot! If it were me I’d be crawling back up that tunnel so aye

 

[Doodlebug71]

The poor bain would be no wanting to come oot! If it were me I’d be crawling back up that tunnel so aye

The real life child catcher

 

[Shrekssister]

Wonder if oor male wife Mario is trying to make that app his joab using all the questions boxes to drive up his engagement

 

[laynelo_]

imagine if ya got marion as yer midwife, it would be one big fanny looking in tae yer fanny.

You’ll nae need forceps anyway way his strangler finger hauns

 

[Babybail93]

You’ll nae need forceps anyway way his strangler finger hauns

Omg the thought of them fingers up me poor Derek

 

[notanothergrammer]

Absolutely bleeping not getting your flat heed, between ma legs.
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Yae know he's comin in there wae a plastic candy cane tae get the wean oot and sprayin yer foof wae zoflora for the ambiance

 

[Babybail93]

I wouldn’t rate the hygiene on his ward. We’ve all seen his surface cleaning. You’d be coming oot wae bespoke MRSA

 

[Turmeric123]

I can't be the only person who saw this and thought it said IBS events

 

[Rocketllama]

A male wife

he really does have the mind of a 16 year old lassie wanting to be a make up artist

 

[Cagayu]

Absolutely bleeping not getting your flat heed, between ma legs.
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The babies would want to go back up if they saw that snout on the way out

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The real life child catcher

How dare you tit on my dream! Blood on yer hands! ya troll! I will rise!

 

[SuzyE]

He could do those jobs if he wanted to, because my niece was 35 when she was just starting her nursing career. But he's just so illiterate, and after seeing that post about wedding planning, I'm sure he's a bit dyslexic

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I can't be the only person who saw this and thought it said IBS events
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This post on screen

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’m the same ma lovely so need to use pure bespoke Goldwell Elumen as it didn’t give me a reaction!

That's interesting, I won't risk it, I react to bastard everything, not just dye.

 

[Rayne]

I can't be the only person who saw this and thought it said IBS events
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Mario be flashing his bespoke VIP IBS pass to get in free

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mario be flashing his bespoke VIP IBS pass to get in free

His VIPoo pass, there's an app, literally no reason to go out showing everyone his (self induced) issue. His aim in life is to be signed off, claim full pip for whatever issue he can get away with.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Don't think Maz will go. it sounds rather intellectual. Not his scene.
and he would have to get the train?


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Why is the brother dressed like he’s the Under-21 coach at Hearts?

“Thought I would share this as it’s my brother!” that just sums up doesn’t it! I hate my brother! Wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire! So I wouldn’t say anything at all but if it was my brother-in-law you’d better believe I’d be proudly sharing it, booking my ticket etc. But nae oor Mario, bitter auld hag that he is. So aye.