Tae quote Mario “dunnae trust everything ya read on tae Internet” or words to that effect.
*not my quote
Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife
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Tae quote Mario “dunnae trust everything ya read on tae Internet” or words to that effect.
*not my quote
And the absolute over the top job explanation too 
should have just went with them being a male wife!
should have just went with them being a male wife!Exactly! I think we've learned time and time again, influencers, wannabes and businesses, especially in this particular "cleaning" corner of "this app" that if you want TRUE facts, never take what comes out the mouths of this lot.
Amazing how he gets aw these DMs when he’s supposedly closed them aff tae everyone…
Must’ve taken him ages to type that all out with no spelling mistakes.. or maybe he finally turned on that smartphone feature known as autocorrect. Tong Braxston is heading for retirement
Thought his DMs were shut?! He seems to manage to get a lot of hoop licking despite being adamant no one can contact him because of big, bad trolls. It's almost as though his trolls only exist in his head and the closed DMs line is simply code for "I have no true troll messages that I haven't sent myself to screenshot".
He makes it so obvious that he sends himself those messages.
Derek, do your bloke a favour and tell him to stop being an imbecile on that app
Derek, do your bloke a favour and tell him to stop being an imbecile on that app
I think his DMs are open if you had messaged him before but closed to all that hadn't or were new.
Here it is, usual rambling.
Here it is, usual rambling.
Friggin hell, he's losing the plot 
Tell me when to laugh?!.
Tell me when to laugh?!.
Get back in yer lain hen! It’s Marion’s own bespoke version of a “comedy humour sketch”
His brother will be quaking in his boots
The funniest thing here is Mario implying he'd let derek buy a ps5
Why is he implying that he’d outlive wee Deek? Also why is he calling Deek his bf when they’re engaged?? Trouble in paradise ma luvlies???
Ah hope Deek does a reply message telling Marion he’s moved oan already wae @MrAndMr
Aye and he’s pure cravin vanilla smells in this hoose your awn tae sumthin hen.Exactly, the bathroom, bedroom and kitchen are all going to be different anyway
He keeps saying about feeling sick and tired. I feel a wee pregnancy announcement coming soon
I’d like to say a ”big” thank you to them whose inserting the stories here for us wans like me whose blocked fae nae reason ma lovelies
back in me lain —— ——
Does anyone remember the Mastercard advert from the late 90’s? My flexible friend?
That’s going tae bae Maz the morra flashing his shart card aw ovah Paisley after the nights “Chicken salad”
That’s going tae bae Maz the morra flashing his shart card aw ovah Paisley after the nights “Chicken salad”
He's definitely skinned an alpaca for that absolutely monstrosity, pretty sure it was the 4th one eh Hinchs wooly wOor Maz lookin puuuyyorr bespoke boujee in his outsidethehoosecoatspine bright
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s Rodney, Raymond,Roy and Reject. Pretty suitable for him really
What in the actual duck is happening this weekend. We've been treatit ma lovelies.
Speed clean, baby blue tracksuit, fupa, ugly meter oan the wall, flair jurney, blabbing to your lovelies that your friends oan her arse and her boss/boyfriend bailed her oot, snubbing said friend with a yankee candle, PARTITION, uncooked onion rings and a wee Tiktok showing his chins.
Next weekend my arse is parked firmly in my ain lain, boujee snacks in a bespoke heart shape snack bowl, notifications turned oan ready. Hopefully a D’Asgostin dinner at Krystal's care home. I cannae bleeping wait.
Speed clean, baby blue tracksuit, fupa, ugly meter oan the wall, flair jurney, blabbing to your lovelies that your friends oan her arse and her boss/boyfriend bailed her oot, snubbing said friend with a yankee candle, PARTITION, uncooked onion rings and a wee Tiktok showing his chins.
Next weekend my arse is parked firmly in my ain lain, boujee snacks in a bespoke heart shape snack bowl, notifications turned oan ready. Hopefully a D’Asgostin dinner at Krystal's care home. I cannae bleeping wait.
He needs tae go tae the Edinburgh fringe to do his bespoke comedy but it’s outside his 2 mile radius
So he's merely created his own little echo chamber whereby his select handful of lonely housewives can continue to stroke his inflated ego.
What a weekend of Mario! A “Comedy Sketch” jurnee was NOT how I expected it to end!
What a gift he is!
What a gift he is!
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