Are we aww ready fur the flairing/wall papering/boxing in jurnay ma lovelies?! Sad wee fucker is never happy or content with anything…what a sad existence 
Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife
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I wonder if he’s going to finally get them bleeping door handles changed?Are we aww ready fur the flairing/wall papering/boxing in jurnay ma lovelies?! Sad wee fucker is never happy or content with anything…what a sad existence
I bleeping hope so hen….
Ah’d say the texture oh the walls wis the least offensive part tae look et. You cannae put lipstick oan a pig elephant Marion
Back to changing the wallpaper in the hall, I hope it's holding up the plaster lol.
Deek must be on overtime permanently to pay for what maz spunks out in tat and redecoration plans.
For goodness sake, that hall flooring is from Aug 2021,
Can't be happy for what he has.
If ya don't no get to no.
One word... Spanner.
Deek must be on overtime permanently to pay for what maz spunks out in tat and redecoration plans.
For goodness sake, that hall flooring is from Aug 2021,
Can't be happy for what he has.
If ya don't no get to no.
One word... Spanner.
He cant wait to paper this whole hallway
ye hiving a laugh mazza hen, one roll will be to much
Has it not got 5 doors off it?
Back into ma ane lane clutching ma magic tree air freshner, smell the wealth of ma car, so aye
ye hiving a laugh mazza hen, one roll will be to muchHas it not got 5 doors off it?
Back into ma ane lane clutching ma magic tree air freshner, smell the wealth of ma car, so aye
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Wires, pipes and white plastic switches everywhere. That’s aw am saying the day!
Here’s oor Marion addressing the nation,
Tae tell every bleep hannah’s gawn intae administration
He’s fine ye know, he’s a nest egg put by
But spends aww his money duck knows why
Eye cream, kettles and a new toaster
The patron saint oh small business is quite the boaster
He’s got aww the tips noo we’ve hit the inflation
He turns aff the microwave before he goes tae clean the polis station
A new flair he wants a new flair he’ll get
Though there’s damp and the panellings soaking wet….
Tons o love
Mx
Tae tell every bleep hannah’s gawn intae administration
He’s fine ye know, he’s a nest egg put by
But spends aww his money duck knows why
Eye cream, kettles and a new toaster
The patron saint oh small business is quite the boaster
He’s got aww the tips noo we’ve hit the inflation
He turns aff the microwave before he goes tae clean the polis station
A new flair he wants a new flair he’ll get
Though there’s damp and the panellings soaking wet….
Tons o love
Mx
He doesn't even know himself. He tells that many lies as well as contradicting himself, that we know him better than anyone does.
Is that a wee bottle a aftershave displayed in the hallway?
weirdo. Also your plastic plant does not cover your junkie light switches Mazda
PARTITION has finished me off
He thinks this looks neat? Im actually embarrassed for him!
All your crap in boxes or not, it still looks cluttered up there. You imbecileView attachment 1122123
See poor Tong Brixton singer Traci has died
He’s gawn for an industrial aesthetic wae a nod tae the 70s hen, cannae wae tae see the artex inspired wallpaper tae compliment the design.
It’s literally there, on the link, spelt correctly... and he wonders why we’re always rinsing him the bleeping walloper
Haaaaaaaaaa ha ha
I was aware of Mario's existence from the Hinch thread
But had never looked him up
Until now.
Expected to find Scotlands Hinch
4 Bed new build
Range Rover
What the actual duck
Is he real?
Is it a council flat?
What's matter with his hair?
Why is his cat on the kitchen worktop?
Oh my days...I can't believe what I'm seeing
I was aware of Mario's existence from the Hinch thread
But had never looked him up
Until now.
Expected to find Scotlands Hinch
4 Bed new build
Range Rover
What the actual duck
Is he real?
Is it a council flat?
What's matter with his hair?
Why is his cat on the kitchen worktop?
Oh my days...I can't believe what I'm seeing
There's really no hope for this idiot
Check our past threads lovely. You're in for a treat, and welcome aboardHaaaaaaaaaa ha ha
I was aware of Mario's existence from the Hinch thread
But had never looked him up
Until now.
Expected to find Scotlands Hinch
4 Bed new build
Range Rover
What the actual duck
Is he real?
Is it a council flat?
What's matter with his hair?
Why is his cat on the kitchen worktop?
Oh my days...I can't believe what I'm seeing
He'll probably make that all about him aswell
That’s still tae be confirmed if he’s a parody or no ma luvlie.
It’s Deeks cooncil flat but Mazda pays FUHL rent so it’s basically his noo
We’re still looking fir answers anaw but he’s balding and refuses to believe it so he cuts his hair himsel (practice makes ok) and thinks OPLEX will fill in the bald spots
Plotting her death (again) it seemsWhy is his cat on the kitchen worktop?
He hasn't said what it's for, partition though, the word is actually there. He never gets serious things right, embarrassing.
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