Why is he just in a permanent state of redecoration? Fanny
Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife
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It just shows that Marion has no clue about friendship when he thinks he’s one of Hannah’s closest/best pals.
The bleep is a total moon unit!
The bleep is a total moon unit!
Because he has literally nothing else in his sad little life. He’s pathetic
I hope he puts the floor down and the Clerk of Works appears via the Ring Doorbell 
The way he refers to that shite hole as 'the home' makes me clutch ma beak, Maz its a dump, you're so bleeping wasteful it makes my head spin. Drawers of extortionate make up never used, hunners of wax melts, seasonal crap, ridiculously expensive cat food yet you cannae put a mat in your close. Your heid really is buttoned up the back. Wanker
The way he refers to that shite hole as 'the home' makes me clutch ma beak, Maz its a dump, you're so bleeping wasteful it makes my head spin. Drawers of extortionate make up never used, hunners of wax melts, seasonal crap, ridiculously expensive cat food yet you cannae put a mat in your close. Your heid really is buttoned up the back. Wanker
You should know me, and if you don’t know me, where the duck you been??
Who does he think he is!!
Who does he think he is!!
And the fact this translates to: if you’ve watched even 5 minutes of my stories, you know I’m a wasteful rotten little head with literally nothing else going on in my life so I need to constantly have a revolving door of tat / updates to this bedsit in order to appear relevant and have anything to post about on this app that choose me! 🥱
So he's saying he's not getting two different types of flooring cos he's not that stupid. He wants the hall and living room the same but then he will still have different type of flooring in the kitchen and bedroom. Walloper.
That carpets only 2 years old ffs and it’s not exactly a high footfall area with 2 hobbits living in it… Can’t believe he’s wanting 3 different types of flooring in the bleeping bedsit, does he no see how demented he looks?
This needs to be the next thread title
Why is he saying I want and not we want. Poor Derek probably has no clue what is going on
Never commented before on this tit show, I’m usually just clutching my beak howling, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the crapet…
What a wasteful existence oan an off this app, so aye ecterera
What a wasteful existence oan an off this app, so aye ecterera
What Derek wants doesn’t come intae it ma lovely. He is just the name on the rent book. It’s Marion’s Hoose!
FFS! The carpet was the best bleeping thing he’d bought from this person who he couldnae rate highly enough ma lovelies…go to them for all your carpet needs…
AND NOW THE CARPET IS SHITE! Mair faces that a blow up doll covered in CT makeup..
I just can’t… i can’t!
AND NOW THE CARPET IS SHITE! Mair faces that a blow up doll covered in CT makeup..
I just can’t… i can’t!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to recall he got the crapets from Carpet Kerr 2 years ago, and then had them replaced last year when he got his panelling done, and got the replacement sofas from Danyell. Maybe it's just my Covid brainfog confusing me. Either way, I've never seen such wastefulness.
"I wouldn't be having two types of flooring, that would look bleeping hellish. I'm no that daft"
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How many times does he say that it was money well spent/a wee treat/expensive but amazing ma lovelies?
Her boyfriend hasn't sent out his order ma lovelie, don't be a bastard troll.What happened to getting everyone to support his bestie Hannah? That’s not an AVA melt I’m pretty sure. Thought he only used her products
I reckon we are going on a beige journey hens buckle up! First the floor, then the panelling will be painted (if they can paint sopping wet wood) so aye..
We've been on tattle, getting to know.
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