I love the word “foof”. My hubby gets all tied in knots over it as he likes us to use the proper words! But it’s foof and Fanny all the way for me
Totally agree. I had a career change when the airline I worked for got rid of us all but it’s not easy with commitments. He has none!! And WTF is he feeding that poor cat???
I wouldn’t be surprised if the surplus cat food is the main ingredient in his world-famous stovies.Pretty sure it's Royal Canin. I remember seeing it when his faux besties were rooting through his cupboards. I buy my dog the same brand and it's not cheap but not overly expensive either so I smell bullshit again.
I also suspect he just leaves the food out in her bowl all day and it goes bad so he has to chuck it. I’d expect a £95 monthly cat food payment for a rescue centre no wee Rayn, Deeks probably scranning it when he hits the munches cause fat bastard Mazdas ate aw the chocolate even tho sweet things arny for him.
Nostradamus now are you ma lovelie? Before he noticed his cat food and Primula cheese bill going up, Mario’s entire understanding of inflation was probably what happens to a balloon before it gets lashed onto some crappy arch and sold by a small business. bleeping walloper.Is this another Anton Du Beke? Is he actually Mark Austin and he’s tarted it up a bit? Where is the Italian in the family?
To keep all the lights he had on at night company ma lovelie, spine bright...but no too bright coz we're on a budget hen.I didn’t think to put my heating on while I was asleep.
Why did he have his heating on while asleep.
Nostrildamus with that beak ma lovelie so aye“I said to Derek this would happen” - did you duck.
Shut up Mario. You wouldn't know what they are or you'd be out that tit hole and in better accommodation if you had them.
nostrildamus mare like ma lovelie! He’s been smelling the inflation wealth fae right back at the start of covid so he’s burrowed his money away wisely in the Monica cupboard in the form of candy cane lame, bespoke wreaths even though he lives up a tenement and basic staypuls of classic 90s perfume. He’s gonna be absolutely fine ma lovelie and even tho he’s in a trust deed and nae a proverbial pot tae piss in, he’ll be gieing aw the advice tae the mere mortals on his journey was him cos he’s built himsel fae the grun up ma darlin’. He’s rising fae the inflation cleaning one lavvy pan at a time because he’s found his calling. Tons o love, spine bright.“I said to Derek this would happen” - did you duck.
Firstly ma lovelies get yourself a £150 a month sky package, yore worth it!!! Get your poor cat expensive food for her ibs, on no account Google something with the same ingredients, but cheaper. Stop yore Derek buying games!!! Wax melts in each room keep youse warm.Here comes the next Martin Lewis. I can't wait for his tips
Savings/nest egg, same thing. For the bad times, unless you are saving for something specific, ie a mortgage. What they are never ever for is treating yourself. Sigh.Love having savings and a nest egg
And chat with him about it?. When hell freezes over
He's on form today
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