Cleaning With Mario #6 and so forth

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Nellyellie

show us! I love a screen shot ‘outbox’
 
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Anti-influencer

The cat is cute I think she’s the only thing I like about his stories She seems like she hates him though she’s always running away whenever he tries to pet her!
 
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Caramel Swirl

That sofa is one door knocker away from being an absolute monstrosity
At the moment it’s just a monstrosity
 
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Be More Pacific

NoodlesToodles said:
Is the mirror also new, I'm sure I would have spotted that piece of shit ages ago.
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You'd think wouldn't you? But no, he's had it a while. Started life in the bedroom and now in the living room. Expect a special guest appearance in the kitchen soon.
 
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Bubble And Squeak

I feel that majority of these ‘instagramers’ or whatever you want to call them, like to hide their ‘#ads’ and ‘#gifted’ in the corner or whatever but he is so proud of them and loves to show of the fact that his ‘platform’ or ‘journey’ is changing lives and that he gets crap for free. I feel like he uploads grid pictures with his ‘gifted’ stuff purposely in the background to he has to declare them and makes him feel special.... I also have nothing to say about that monstrosity of a sofa
 
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Caramel Swirl

You’ve got to give it to Mario, laying there on his new sofa with his feet up
It must get tiring having that much talent to have not only an arsehole, but also a pussy and a cunt on one sofa at the same time

Or an even better idea, dash the padded eyesore in the bin and send it off to the dump where it belongs. That thing is Chlamydia in mirror form
 
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Stormi

Grey padded sell !! Nearly pished my plushhhhh couch
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Well thats me tanned the last of the lambrini that I'd saved for the grand unveiling. I might buy in a wee babycham for the 60 minute makeover of the kitchen wall which we'll be treated to on Friday.

Anyone fancy bursting some more balloons by predicting the holiday destination? The world is their oyster so where do we think our intrepid pair will be heading off to with their shiny new passports?
 
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Starrysky

What I don’t get is why has he paid for new carpets in a property he doesn’t own? And spending time even thinking about redecorating. If he leaves he can’t take it with him. Remember he could afford to get a mortgage ’like that,’ so why the fuck don’t you me me me Melvin?
 
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Anti-influencer

He will probably rant about that some time in the future if they ever move but of course that won’t be his fault it will be Derek’s!
 
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WookieCookie

So aye ........ noo me and Derek hiv fleeced sorry worked with hunners o wee small businesses, we kin announce that we're aff oan oor vacancies. Heading aff tae Benidorm fur a 2 euro breakfast in a bougie hotel..........
 
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GiftedNotFree

Martian truly does talk an endless load of mince. "Bespoke" couch Those really are unbelievably garish, even for Melvin's tat cave. The bathroom cabinet in the corner sets them off so well!

He truly does think having every item in some shade of grey is the definition of style, doesn't he?

He better be careful, at the rate that flat is filling up with endless junk items and the speed his ego is growing, soon he won't be able to fit his humongous noggin through the door! Zoomer.
 
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