Cleaning With Mario #6 and so forth

[Frankensooze]

The watches!!! Hahahahaha *breathe* hahaha
Stonnin and bouji. I don't know what bouji means tbh.
Mariooo your watch is a tank watch dear, and it's quite dreadful. It ain't elegant, it's £19.99 and looks it.

 

[BananaClub]

Hello my lovelies....I’ve just joined tattle life right now. I was following cleaning by MARIO. I’m the guy who genuinely asked about the bathroom cabinet for my living room...and now MARIO has just gone and deleted my comment

Mick you are my hero

 

[Frankensooze]

I think his hairs just so fine it's see through rather than bald as at different angles it looks like that all the way over. He needs some of that caffeine shampoo stuff to thicken it up.

From certain angles, it looks like @Kikini Bamalam poorly foof.

 

[shadyessex33]

He really needs to go to the barbers and get his hair done properly doesn’t he?! C’mon Mazza, one less B&M visit a month and you’ll be able to get you’re hair done properly.


The watch Melvin has chosen, it’s a woman’s watch isn’t it?

Yes! Definitely a bottom!

 

[Badaboom]

I was literally coming to post the same thing. Also looks like wee maz has had the clippers oot and done a really bad job of it at the sides too

I think his hair is just such an odd length. It needs to either be longer so it lies down a bit or shorter so it stands up, his is an awkward in between it doesn’t know if it is meant to be standing up or lying down!

 

[DilysMcGillis]

This has to have been someone on here

Deceased

 

[Jeaniepeanie]

I think his hair is just such an odd length. It needs to either be longer so it lies down a bit or shorter so it stands up, his is an awkward in between it doesn’t know if it is meant to be standing up or lying down!

It's like a Brillo pad. I'm sure if Derek turned him upside doon he'd be able to use wee melv to clean the flairs

 

[Johnnoijones]

Is it in the bathroom though.

No its in my gorge living room displaying my Ava May wax melt collection

Yes! Definitely a bottom!

I can’t bear to think about him in any sexual way

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

From certain angles, it looks like @Kikini Bamalam poorly foof.

My clam is back to full health and ready to go, thankyouverymuch Ms Frankensooze. And I resent the fact you think my mary looks like Melv's hair don't!

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Ohhhh they’re oan the wreck the (plush) hoose juice

 

[Frankensooze]

My clam is back to full health and ready to go, thankyouverymuch Ms Frankensooze. And I resent the fact you think my mary looks like Melv's hair don't!

Sorry kiki

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Is he on a wild night out at the bowling club again?

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Bingo lol

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Oh god I hope we're going to get another drunken story about a lost phone again. I've only just stopped laughing about the last one

 

[Maggie28]

Thread title suggestion.
Cleaning with Mario #7 it’s bespoke plush ma lovelies

 

[Be More Pacific]

Thread title suggestion.
Cleaning with Mario #7 it’s bespoke plush ma lovelies

Cleaning with Mario #7 Bespoke from B&M

 

[lauramars]

Ohhhh they’re oan the wreck the (plush) hoose juice

Cider and black currant GADS!! Such a cooncil drink! He is a cooncil lover tho

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Omg it's going OFF in the Mecca tonight! Bet by 10pm they'll be doing horlicks shots with the wee couple behind them!

 

[Fairygodmother]

Omg there watches are rotten look
Like. Cheap tit doesn’t look like sumbody that’s unwell c**t talk load tit x

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Not gonna lie, I like tipsy bingo looks so quiet though, I prefer more of a buzz. Its hardly Bongo's bingo