John's been at it again, not blocked yet unlike our Mick
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John's been at it again, not blocked yet unlike our Mick
I'm a bit gutted. Mazza has definitely been reading on here . In his last posts his voice was polite, no his usual shire 3 toons squawking . There was no ' Aye so aye ' . There was a reference to him being in a huge circle on Instagram a cheeky reference to how famous he is. So aye hes letting me doon a wee bit. Also know that other comments have been deleted from his post about his gurgus pink bespoke lamp
Is it in the bathroom though.
ValentiMes day. Get in the bin.
I’ve made a conscious effort to curb my ‘3 toons squawking’ anaw since I started watching himI'm a bit gutted. Mazza has definitely been reading on here . In his last posts his voice was polite, no his usual shire 3 toons squawking . There was no ' Aye so aye ' . There was a reference to him being in a huge circle on Instagram a cheeky reference to how famous he is. So aye hes letting me doon a wee bit. Also know that other comments have been deleted from his post about his gurgus pink bespoke lamp
Oh my god! I’m crying, legend!
I cant be arsed watching the 30 dot story. What is he on about?
I love how pagazzi have to do his job for him & actually tell people what lamp it is. Surely the whole point of gifting fannies stuff is to advertise so people want to buy it - great job Melvin 
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So aye I've hid thooosands o messages asking where ma blush pink Melvin lamp is faeI love how pagazzi have to do his job for him & actually tell people what lamp it is. Surely the whole point of gifting fannies stuff is to advertise so people want to buy it - great job Melvin
I think he might be trying to feature all 50 shades of grey in his bespoke bougie home. Judging by his latest grid post he has ticked off at least 23 shades already! Good work Melvin, keep it up 
WTF is that? That’s the weirdest balding patch/ hair loss patch I’ve ever seen and so forth.
The lamp is grey.
I was literally coming to post the same thing. Also looks like wee maz has had the clippers oot and done a really bad job of it at the sides too
and I am guessing that is where the shark lives now
Those watches!!!!! Elegant??! 
He really needs to go to the barbers and get his hair done properly doesn’t he?! C’mon Mazza, one less B&M visit a month and you’ll be able to get you’re hair done properly.I was literally coming to post the same thing. Also looks like wee maz has had the clippers oot and done a really bad job of it at the sides too
The watch Melvin has chosen, it’s a woman’s watch isn’t it?Those watches!!!!! Elegant??!
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It's odd what he does with his hair ... I'm not sure he's even going "bauldy" ... he needs to go to a decent barber and get advice. Maybe the straighteners are playing havoc with his hair
I had to cut back for a bit.It's a mullet.I was literally coming to post the same thing. Also looks like wee maz has had the clippers oot and done a really bad job of it at the sides too
I think his hairs just so fine it's see through rather than bald as at different angles it looks like that all the way over. He needs some of that caffeine shampoo stuff to thicken it up.
For sure and if I was him I'd get that spray or powder that covers grey or roots .. it would for sure hide the thin hair ... jus' sayin' like aye
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