Cleaning With Mario #6 and so forth

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Holy Jaysus ... had a nosey too. Rough is an under statement - I can't listen to that. Let us know if you get a response from her. Can't believe she said cancer sprinkles. I will bet nothing goes to charity.

I can't watch that mother randall either - I always think she needs a good wash. She looks like a right clatty bitch.

Anyway back to the saviour - has a 10 inch problem to deal with
 
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It's a bloody kids dressing table mirror, the twat. And he is seriously trying to blag something to go under it on the pretence that he couldn't possibly think how to raise it up? Here's an idea Melvin. Donate it to a children's hospice or charity and buy a decent adult size mirror

I could have sworn he would have known what 10 inches looks like after he had his 'letterbox' incident.
 
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They all think they are fucken celebs
 
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In his attempt to save money by buying next years landfill he ends up spending way more than necessary. He could have bought a decent piece of solid wood furniture from a local charity furniture shop or even from his beloved eBay. Then he could have painted it and even covered it in fucking sequins and it would have been less expensive, less impact on the environment (including his own, the cheap furniture he buys gives off toxic gases), and created something truly bespoke and personal to him.

He really is a lesson in how not to live.
 
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I cannot wait to come home from work tonight to see all the goodies Moanie gets gifted from poor wee Derek. Im hoping he blesses us with a full skincare routine (whilst donning primarchè hooded onsie) also as its been a while. Anyw
as a straight woman I wouldn’t shag the hum dinger if the human race depended on it
 
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I'm actually amazed Mario's wee pal Mother Rendall (or whatever she's called) doesn't have a thread on here. She has 10k+ followers and does ads/swipe ups etc and is a complete stoater

That work desk computer shelf thing he is buying is a joke surely. Even Mario couldn't possibly think this is acceptable
 
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I wouldn’t fuck him for practice!!!
 
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