Oh my god, the exclamation marks, Mario stop please. This is embarrassing, you’re making yourself look even more of a fool than usual by showing how really uneducated you are.
Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
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Oh my god, the exclamation marks, Mario stop please. This is embarrassing, you’re making yourself look even more of a fool than usual by showing how really uneducated you are.
Those books crack me upHorrible!. The blacks too depressing, and the clutter on that small table is ridiculous. ..But then he's a negative Nancy anyway, so it suits himView attachment 1085150
I cringe when I see them in peoples stories, but especially his because he lives in a 1 bed flat the size of a cardboard box above some junkies 
He couldny point oot Paisley on a map
Well I heard Deek and Rayn tag teamed him! Rayn lured him over to the bedroom windowsill while Deek ‘accidentally’ pulled down the TV bracket and smacked him in the dish! Also reports coming in that a male voice was heard shouting “that’s karma on your arse. So aye!”Pretty sure he’s got a black eye
It's so crass to not spellcheck an attempt at a serious post. Whitness, ffs.
However, I note the usual suspects have done a virtue signalling post. Infuriating.
Tbf he probably saw the war on the news and tit himself because it looks similar to outside his window. He would’ve had Derek in his old TA uniform quicker than you could say, Hinch farm.
WHITNESS
This must be a bespoke point of view. Maybe one where you look at something and Higher Love can be heard in the distance.
There’s literally nothing he doesnae make about himsel…. Couldnae just put up that photie about Ukraine thoughoot adding in that’s he’s never ‘whitnessed’ murder afor. Ah think that wid go for most of the population, fuckwit.
I was reading that there is a new couple from Glasgow going on to gogglebox and guess what, it isn't Mazda 3. He will be raging
FUMIN!!! Is what he’ll be ma lovely. I recognise the girl from tik tok so I wonder if she’s been picked up from there xI was reading that there is a new couple from Glasgow going on to gogglebox and guess what, it isn't Mazda 3. He will be raging
Fumin is the word I was looking for ma lovely, tonsa love xxxxxxx
I actually did not!OMG
But does anyone have the original picture? Also, who took the photo of him? Tonsa love 
It's a jobby, he dropped it after a night of chicken satay.This is excellent
. He’ll be having another break from Instagram after reading this
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He will be kicking the arse out of his other console table to have a matching set so aye hens. He’ll be having another break from Instagram after reading this
Absolutely CRABBIT ma lovelies!!!!! He’s been offered tons o tv work, but it’s nah fur him. So aye
i love how so many of us saw that and came straight here!. He’ll be having another break from Instagram after reading this
imagine the subtitles if he was on gogglebox? You would think you were on a foreign channel.
Especially with the beginning shot from the exterior of his building. People would be thinking the programme was filmed in 80’s communist Russia
Karma or klarna?
Unconfirmed reports, however we could not rule out the arrival of a bill tipping this whole thing aff.Karma or klarna?
“He who pays Klarna laughs last”
(not my quote)
Hi lovelies, I had a dream about oor Mario a few nights ago. I woke up my husband because I laughed out loud in my sleep.
I can't remember much of it now but I do remember meeting him in a shop. One side of his head was completely bald
I can't remember much of it now but I do remember meeting him in a shop. One side of his head was completely bald
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