And the other side completely flatHi lovelies, I had a dream about oor Mario a few nights ago. I woke up my husband because I laughed out loud in my sleep.
I can't remember much of it now but I do remember meeting him in a shop. One side of his head was completely bald
Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
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It looks like Marion has #gifted the boy his painted on joggy bottoms.. He’ll be having another break from Instagram after reading this
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Oh ma lovelies, I just educated my pals on Marion. I know what they’ll be doing to fill their hangovers tomorrow.
Happy Friday hens! Let’s smash this weekend! Ahhh love Mondays! But no when am no weeeellll! But am awfully positive! Let’s do this!
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Drunken M xxx
Happy Friday hens! Let’s smash this weekend! Ahhh love Mondays! But no when am no weeeellll! But am awfully positive! Let’s do this!
Tonsalove
Drunken M xxx
Live your life as it should be lived on this dayn and kick the weekends arse!
Spine bright hen!
Tattie hearts! 
He’s done this loads recently and annoyed me but this time it’s too far. Why is he using that emoji for that story. What’s there to smile about. As far as I know it means “smiling through pain” but there’s nothing to really smile about. This is worse than when he wrote my “sister”.
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Thought I would treat myself to a late night snack until I saw this menu from one of my local takeaways. Why does it look like it’s been written by this wee tadger 
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Oh dear god. Ditch the establishment immediatelyThought I would treat myself to a late night snack until I saw this menu from one of my local takeaways. Why does it look like it’s been written by this wee tadger
Someone needs to take his phone off him, he’s no mentally equipped to be commenting/spelling/placing emojis on this 
We know he’s an illiterate dick but he could really offend someone now
We know he’s an illiterate dick but he could really offend someone nowMarion Marigold making it all about him as per 
Can’t wait to hear how this war in Ukraine was a blessing to him and his financial issues…
He's put the happy tear emoji on all the stories the head
In reality, he probably couldn't give a rats ass about what's going on over there. He's just jumping on the rest of the influencers bandwagons, and they're no better
exclamation marks! Add them to the list of things that Mario has ruined! along with Tong braxton! And his worktops!Thought I would treat myself to a late night snack until I saw this menu from one of my local takeaways. Why does it look like it’s been written by this wee tadger
Deceased at my wee catch up on Marlon’s thread. The communist Russia flat at the beginning of Gogglebox would have ended me. The need for subtitles definitely would. He’s no got a clue about the exclamation marks and the incorrect emojis. He’s an absolute zoomer
Just catching up on Gogglebox, and l bet that prick was telling Derek how they could have done it better... Erm, nope 
There life’s and no spaces between the commas
he is so painfully dumb, it’s embarrassing.
I find the spelling and punctuation on such an important post really offensive. If you can’t say it coherently, don’t say it at all you rancid little bleepThere life’s and no spaces between the commas
Next, a strongly worded post aimed at Putin, from the fabulous witch Mario. Lol at the anxiety posts coming through from all the idiots, yes dears, this is what real anxiety is, not your fake poor me stuff.
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