Measure a table for youse? As if. Reply to your messages? I think the duck not, Deeks been replying, I cannae be arsed, I'm nooo wellllll.
Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
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Right!! Am feeumin’!! Haven’t even read whether or not anybody else has mentioned this, had to come straight here and be crabbit! IF he’s so bad with the “flu”, he couldn’t get out of his bed if a £50 note flew by, never mind cook that schtockily he’s just concocted! I’ve never had the flu (I’ve had the bespoke Covid and now have the even bespoker long Covid (FML)) but I’ve seen folk who have…..and he’s not one of them!! Sorry for the long rant, it’s a symptom of the long Covid, tattie 
and tonsa love
and tonsa love
What an,absolute bleep, he is quick to ask his luvlees for recommendations he is same as that curvy Lucy anyone who asks she is too busy dolly but always on the beg
God he’s such a grief vulture, somethings going on but I’m not gonna talk about it, but I will when enough time has past, get in the bin and take your tit looking tea with you, maz. I’ve never known anyone to go on about having a cold so much, you’ve not had the flu, you wouldn’t be able to get out of bed you absolute dick, been to work, cooked tea tonight, you can’t be that ill 
And if had the bleeping flu he shouldn’t be in an office passing it around!!God he’s such a grief vulture, somethings going on but I’m not gonna talk about it, but I will when enough time has past, get in the bin and take your tit looking tea with you, maz. I’ve never known anyone to go on about having a cold so much, you’ve not had the flu, you wouldn’t be able to get out of bed you absolute dick, been to work, cooked tea tonight, you can’t be that ill
aw hen am bleeping deed at this picture
Thanks for giving me the best laugh tonight
He was gifted that stuff from danyell to influence people to purchase it.... A follower asks a question about said item " don't ask me about it 
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Maybe Deek took his toy measuring tape back
It awright hen, he makes sure he cleans the ‘touch points’ when he’s in.
How can Marion get angry at this thread, its fuckin hilarious. Sitting here grinning and randomly laughing at whoever said “the table leg buckled when he was kicking Tuesdays arse!”
I would love Gordon Ramsay to review Marion’s “chicken satay”
I would love Gordon Ramsay to review Marion’s “chicken satay”
He's such a self centred lazy bastard. I hope she drops him after this.He was gifted that stuff from danyell to influence people to purchase it.... A follower asks a question about said item " don't ask me about it
I’ve just woken my sleeping child because of this photo!
If he had the Flu like he claims, he wasn't taking himself to any walk in test centre!Love that he says he’s been for 2 PCRs. Not 0, not 1 but TWO. I cannae see him getting himself down to the walk through test centre twice
Called up? It's alright, he's got a lanyard for that...
This thread I actually cannot deal with youse tonight.
Just sitting hear with ma portion ofSupermarket curry satay sauce, reading ma bespoke Yves Saint Laurent book.
Shall we start a Tattle Book Club? First up ‘Dior’ in the colour matte grey.
I actually cannot deal with youse tonight.Just sitting hear with ma portion of
Shall we start a Tattle Book Club? First up ‘Dior’ in the colour matte grey.
Don't be suprised at him going down the walk through hen, how do you think the wee baw bag gets his McDonald's?Love that he says he’s been for 2 PCRs. Not 0, not 1 but TWO. I cannae see him getting himself down to the walk through test centre twice
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