Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

[gettagrip]

Dae you know wit my lovelies. I’m beginning to think Mario disnae “never lie”.

Because there is so bleeping way he’s cooked a satay better than the Chinese. He’s obviously just still in a huff they left him oot in the cauld for oors back at Christmas time.

You deep fry a fried egg ffs maz. Can’t wait tae see how you make the hawncut and trice fried chips on your plate

 

[menopausalmargrit]

MADE HIS OWN CHICKEN SATAY… Then proceeds to show a photo of those ready to eat chicken satay sticks with mayflower curry sauce over them. bleeping hell.

 

[Rayne]

Got maself a pure fresh bespoke profile pic as couldn’t stand looking at greasy pre teef journae marion anymore

 

[Doodlebug71]

MADE HIS OWN CHICKEN SATAY… Then proceeds to show a photo of those ready to eat chicken satay sticks with mayflower curry sauce over them. bleeping hell.

And frozen chips ...duck my life I bet the rice was microwave

 

[menopausalmargrit]

And frozen chips ...duck my life I bet the rice was microwave

Hes deffo not the full schilling.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Hes deffo not the full schilling.

Honestly hen am sure they both receive carers allowance for each other, there is nothing oan that plate he made himself.

 

[laynelo_]

Got maself a pure fresh bespoke profile pic as couldn’t stand looking at greasy pre teef journae marion anymore

He looks lit wan a his wax melts in this hen, pure bessspokee profile pic

 

[Philimena cunk]

Horrible!. The blacks too depressing, and the clutter on that small table is ridiculous. ..But then he's a negative Nancy anyway, so it suits him View attachment 1085150

That's nice, he's got his covered up cornflakes boxes on display...

 

[Rayne]

He looks lit wan a his wax melts in this hen, pure bessspokee profile pic

It’s also what I imagine I look like while watching him

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

MADE HIS OWN CHICKEN SATAY… Then proceeds to show a photo of those ready to eat chicken satay sticks with mayflower curry sauce over them. bleeping hell.

I cannae bleeping wait for him to show us how he made it.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I cannae bleeping wait for him to show us how he made it.

The microwave will be dinging like the clappers!

 

[Crisandjooos]

When things pass? I think he needs a jobby

 

[Babybail93]

Got maself a pure fresh bespoke profile pic as couldn’t stand looking at greasy pre teef journae marion anymore

I always think he looks like one of those Space Raider crisps in this pic

 

[Beetrootbetty]

War is Europe, rising living costs, but it’s alright Mario has emerged from his bespoke illness. Can this head no read the room?!

 

[Duchesspink]

duck me, bleep couldn't even measure the table for anyone who asked. He tells them to contact the retailer.

He could done it in the time it took him to post his reply

 

[Poptart]

duck me, bleep couldn't even measure the table for anyone who asked. He tells them to contact the retailer.

He could done it in the time it took him to post his reply

Hes probably too bleeping thick to know how to measure them for her.

 

[twilightgarden]

Wait until he's called up. I can see him in an x small uniform, febrezing his gun, soaking grenades in zoflora.

Dropping IBS bombs

I always think he looks like one of those Space Raider crisps in this pic

bleeping decked

 

[Johnnoijones]

The "chicken satay" looks like something that would be dripping through the flair boards in his bedsit

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

That bleeping bent leg
He’s doing a grand job tonight of alienating the menopausal mafia by basically saying he can’t be arsed to read and reply to their messages

 

[SuzyE]

View attachment 1085519Dae you know wit my lovelies. I’m beginning to think Mario disnae “never lie”.

Because there is so bleeping way he’s cooked a satay better than the Chinese. He’s obviously just still in a huff they left him oot in the cauld for oors back at Christmas time.

You deep fry a fried egg ffs maz. Can’t wait tae see how you make the hawncut and trice fried chips on your plate

No wonder his nose is so big. They're like the one's from Iceland