duck sake hen. That vision isnae helping ma hangover.I’ve got visions of Marion now standing trying to look seductive. Little clitty all swollen, pot belly, flat arse, mother of the bride hips and clammy corned beef skinI’ll bet he has a full bush as well
Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
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He is a bleeping disgrace if that’s his excuse for not wearing a face nappy. He could 100% improve his symptoms by not eating 432335 chippys, fake cheese and sweet treats (ah don’t like the sweet things in life, your posts say otherwise Mazda). Fellow ibs sufferer and still manage the face nappy through a 12 hour shift and when out in public. I manage my symptoms, eat a healthy, balanced diet and don’t play the victim and expect special treatment for what flees oot my arse
. Fuckin walking contraction 
there is a digital “can’t wait“ card Marion could add to his iPhone wallet… Much more discreet than displaying it like a backstage pass
WAS THERE ANY NEED TO ALSO PUT THIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD????I’ve got visions of Marion now standing trying to look seductive. Little clitty all swollen, pot belly, flat arse, mother of the bride hips and clammy corned beef skin
*Blocks babybail*
What I wanna know ma lovelies is how is it possible for his fake vaneared teef to be yellowing? I thought crowns didn’t really stain?
I’m convinced he‘s a smoker at this point
Porcelain veneers can stain which I assume are the ones he has but not as easily as natural teeth, he’s obviously lacking in the oral hygiene department for them to get that discoloured.
I know someone with one of those cards but she wouldn’t dream of waltzing about with it hanging round her bloody neck!!
Everyone I know has them in their purse/wallet and get them out if needed to show DISCREETLY! They don’t hang them around their neck and try to turn it into a personality trait. So aye
By sorted she means getting a IVA, paying back 0.2% of what she actually owes why her credit score lays in tatters for years to come , all the while spending any spare cash on utter crap , pretending she is rolling in it and not jealous at all of those who make better life and financial choices.
I mean that can surely Only be the advice he would give !
Can you imagine working at mcdonald’s or something and you see Marion flying in, the sweat lashing aff him, red in the face, hand er the arse, veneers chittering, flashing that card in your face
AM NO WELLCan you imagine working at mcdonald’s or something and you see Marion flying in, the sweat lashing aff him, red in the face, hand er the arse, veneers chittering, flashing that card in your face
Screaming, have you climbed up the scaffolding and looked in.I’ve got visions of Marion now standing trying to look seductive. Little clitty all swollen, pot belly, flat arse, mother of the bride hips and clammy corned beef skin
Just to confirm this is not Marion writing this…I know all the grammar might suggest otherwise.
He's decided on victimhood as his personality. Three years after hinch, he's decided he's getting trolled and is a poor victim. Remember when he used to say he didn't know why people bothered with tattle but he didn't care either, this was the correct approach.
i carry an epi pen, and even though that is also an I can't wait situation, it's in my bleeping handbag, not round my neck.
The IBS card makes me so angry. He does not have IBS. He gets the shits because he eats constant takeaways and literally zero veg/fruit. And the way he’s wearing it round his neck like a badge of honour. Constant craving sympathy and attention. Crawl back into a comma ,,,,,,,,,, would you Marion
Actually ma lovelie he does have the odd motivational grape.
I think it’s called being thick as mince and doing whatever Marion tells ye!!
with his plastic cheese board ! Does he still do those ?
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