Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

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I'm still intrigued by him once telling the world that for his mental health he doesn't read his messages but here we are... Reading and quoting...
 
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The new scream film…On what Marion? It’s no been released yet 😂 having a wee pirated movie night in are we? He’s a total liability
 
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I really want a sugar daddy to swoop in and sweep Derek away from Marion. He deserves better
 
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I’d love to have seen the waiters face in that tit Italian they go into when Mario flounced in with his bespoke IBS card proudly displayed, then proceeded to order triple carbs and a side of grease
 
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If he did that all weekend, we would have had photo's showing us that he's fine. Absolutely fine, but he didn't, he sat in his bumming fort, foaming at the mouth.
 
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Now who's been on here having a nose?!. Mentioning Edinburgh when someone said he hadn't said anything in his stories, and putting the filter on to make his yellowing false teeth look white.

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It's the eyebrows for me😫 they're that far up they're near doon his back glued tae his arse crack there's joost nae need for a 39 year auld man tae stoat aboot wae brows like that they gie me the fear man I'll never understand why he felt he hid tae copy hinch and her shag doll numbers 🙄 pure Disney villen vibes
 
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What's the bets on how much debt he's in... I say 24k
I dunno I’d be surprised if anywhere would allow him lending of 24k when his income is approx 10k per year. Doesn’t own his own home so no security. Sad thing is there is absolutely no need for him to be in debt. Most people get in debt from an unexpected large bill like a car breakdown (maz doesn’t drive) or boiler/household issue (maz has his covered by the bespoke paisley housing association). There is literally 0 need for him to be drowning in debt other than his own greed and eagerness to keep up with insta.
 
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But why would having IBS mean you are exempt from wearing a mask? I don’t understand his logic 🤷🏼‍♀️
He shites throo his mouth????

I’ve got visions of Marion now standing trying to look seductive. Little clitty all swollen, pot belly, flat arse, mother of the bride hips and clammy corned beef skin 🤢 I’ll bet he has a full bush as well
 

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