Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

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Babybail93

Babybail93

I know a fair few people with real IBS, and like I said earlier my cousin even has a stoma. They all do indeed have these blue cards for toilet use, however they would sooner die of embarrassment than wear them loud and proud on a bleeping lanyard!

They also all wore masks throughout the pandemic, because a mask covers their mouths, not their arseholes.

He makes me die. No shame or dignity that one.
 
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Dawn Dayn

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Rayne said:
He is shameless but get ready for another meltdown today after he reads here
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He doesn't read here anymore ma lovelie, despite claiming he never read here. He's all about the positivity on this app. Or, he genuinely hasn't received any support from the huns, due to even them seeing Ukraine is real, awful, and beyond anyone's petty little moans. He'll be back on the cutted up grapes and muller yoghurt tomorrow, gutting the hoose and kicking the spindly leg.
 
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Babybail93

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Rinse and repeat… Rinse and repeat…

Same tit every few weeks from him. Literally word for word

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Babybail93

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menopausalmargrit said:
Where did the photo of him in next winters coat come from? When was it taken?
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It was taken yesterday in Edinburgh by some nutty Hinch follower. One of the Hinch tattler’s kindly informed us it was on her tagged photos 😂

I’m really surprised he has let content like a couple of hours in the city pass by without mention
 
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Rayne

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Dawn Dayn said:
I think someone from the hinch thread alerted us. No filter though, we owe whoever took it a drink, yes Derek, that'd be you. 😁
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Am pure gutted Derk wasn’t in the picture too as I wanted tae know what fake bespoke condition he is afflicted with too
 
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Shmebulock

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Babybail93 said:
Rinse and repeat… Rinse and repeat…

Same tit every few weeks from him. Literally word for word

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"It's time to live to the fullest and happiest I can be" except not a bleeping thing will change in his lifestyle. He will still wake up at 10am, do a tour round the flat after he has "gutted" it, go to work for 2 hours, come home and cook a boaking meal and then proceed to tell everyone how tired he is. Then at the weekend he will pop to Home Bargains and B&M. Nothing will change. What a sad, little life 😂
 
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menopausalmargrit

menopausalmargrit

So is Derek the bottom? I really can’t see Marion pegging him. I mean, not that I am trying to imagine it.
 
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menopausalmargrit

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Why are his family not having a word with him? He’s actually having a full scale meltdown online.

Raging that he never treated us to his trip to Edinburgh.
 
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Babybail93

Babybail93

laynelo_ said:
Depends on the other party hen, if it’s Tom Hardy then yes but if it’s Mazda absolutely not. The poor things wee Deek must’ve seen😳
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I’ve got visions of Marion now standing trying to look seductive. Little clitty all swollen, pot belly, flat arse, mother of the bride hips and clammy corned beef skin 🤢 I’ll bet he has a full bush as well
 
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