Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[Babybail93]

It amazes me in my 2 year hiatus Mazza
- Is still DECORATING. I dread to think how many types of flooring have been laid.
- still looks like he is going to be crushed by his wardrobes. What a hoarder m. Did the IKEA ones eventually collapse ?
- still claims rayn is his baby although she clearly hates him.
- still thinks Hinch is his friend

His life has literally not changed in the slightest. Now I know there has been a pandemic …but I feel it has changed people in one way or another and made people reassess their lives….but Mario is the same self indulgent numpty he has always been

The one thing I haven’t seen since I’ve been back online Is him dancing With his mop. Is that a thing of the past ?

He was going to get bespoke built in wardrobes, but changed his mind at the last minute and went to IKEA. Even the ikea experience was boujee. He was going on like the sales assistant that put their order through was Kelly Hoppen! Then the new wardrobes came and he said he was nae gonna store shite oan toap I them anymarrre. 2 months later, they’re buckling under the shite on top of them

 

[Nicola22]

I wonder what the handy man made of all the perfumes etc and the Dyson hair dryer in a flat for 2 blokes with around 10 hairs between them let's hope he didn't open the drawer and see all the make up

 

[Babybail93]

Her man looks like he could be lured doon a drain for a balloon

Her old man makes my Fanny seal itself shut. He is rancid. Cunt looks like Ken Dodd, and that voice

 

[Luna25]

He probably binned the letter from the council about the work being done as he thought it was his credit card bill

 

[Babybail93]

I feel like the “nae wires” line was written fae me

Couldn’t wait until the weekend. Premature like everything else

I can’t wait for the slow mo vid of him walking into the bedroom to film the tv

 

[Anti-influencer]

Black is a bold choice of cushion cover to huv oan the bespoke bumming fort ma lovelies oor Marion is just geein himsel mare bloody washin tae fling in the washin machine at 4 in the bastard mornin when he gets oot his bed to traumatise the bloody neighbours fs

 

[Poptart]

Rendall and Sean ripping the pish right out Marion!

Ooofff I can feel a passive aggressive "hold to read" rant coming soon.

 

[BespokeBiatch]

The funniest thing about all these comments regarding Marion’s hair (or lack of!) is that those pics are a couple years old. Probably pre pandemic so imagine how much thinner it’ll be now. Istanbul jurnee pending

 

[CrapEars]

Fucksake. He’s acting like he’s had some huge life change, a divorce, someone died, got a cancer diagnosis or something. All that has happened is that some equally moronic person he thought was his friend has snubbed him slightly. I’d hate to see his reaction if something that was actually tragic happened to him

 

[Rayne]

sacaked for using mould and mildew spray on their worktops

 

[Johnnoijones]

He must have every colour of the rainbow in cheap nasty cushion covers from the small business amazon

 

[Babybail93]

You just know he’s desperately thinking of what tat he can fill that “space” with.

Look at that view. Lush. Pure Victorian workhouse vibes. So aye

 

[Chez300]

 

[Poptart]

I can't believe he's making us wait until the weekend to see the TV on the wall
Guess I'll just have to look at my own on the wall. All 55 inches of it. Smell the wealth*

* Not my quote

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Rough as fuck isn’t it? I find most “influencers” look older than they are. Point being Mario

Her man looks like he could be lured doon a drain for a balloon

 

[Johnnoijones]

Happy Holly vallance day to you all lovelies. Big baked tattie hearts to you all.

 

[Rayne]

I think he needs to get to a doctor. He doesn’t look like he’s got long left.

He’s going on up to the spirit in the sky

 

[Poptart]

He’s back oan this app View attachment 1068893

I think I've developed kerry katonas cos I Cannae see anything.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

*currently looking out my scaffolding gear

Look out for me Derek my love, I’ll be wearing only this

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Knob in one hand, taser in the other hand.

 

[stuffandwords]

If he loves Adele so much why did he talk over her full performance???!