Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[Milfordcubicle]

This is definitely the funniest thread on tattle. My sister who had never even heard of Marion is still telling me to “stay in ma laine“ after I read her the wiki

 

[muscadet]

So has he just folded a white bath towel and put it on the sofa or whit?? I’m confused as to his new colour scheme

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Wonder what time we will have Marion on “yasss queening” and “sing it hen” about Mary J Blige at Super Bowl?

 

[Babybail93]

I seen someone talking about this book on Tiktok and how it’s changed their life . I think oor Marion could do with a read or maybe someone to read it to him .

He’d need the audio book Ma lovely. The only “books” he has are cereal boxes wrapped in falbon wae a Chanel sticker oan them

 

[Johnnoijones]

I agree with you. One of my close friends redecorated last year with two shades of grey on the walls, black sofas, black and grey cushions, black curtains with diamantes, and black lampshades, and it's the most dark and depressing room I've ever sat in


He's nothing more than a leech

I think if this is how your close friend decorates you need to cut them out of your life

 

[Babybail93]

Are we witnessing some sort of Amanda Bynes style breakdown or a stroke of some sort? He’s so strange lately (stranger than usual). All the swearing, getting his words mixed up and slurred speech

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

He took a week off work for to mourn the death of someone he wasn’t related to and probably hadn’t spoken to in years?! It’s obviously awful news and my sincerest thoughts are with her family but I hope they realise what a nasty little c*nt he is, using their sadness to gain attention and now using his week long comma to ‘launch’ his new colour scheme.

It was only a matter of time before he jumped on the black trend (about a year late as usual). Hinch is doing it so Mario has to even though doesn’t follow trends on this app. As usual I am living for how wrong he is getting it. Black in a grey lounge… no hun.

He’ll be reading here soon and realising he needs to get some colour on that panelling. Am calling it now - it will be green or blush pink before his birthday!

 

[Rayne]

He’s only had tae read 58,000 comments aff this app tae get tae the point where he disnae care what we say aboot him anymore

 

[Dawn Dayn]

He's been celebrating valium times day in the bumming fort. Distressing scenes of a sexual nature have occurred. Hopefully Derek has dumped him, and we're going on a black bin bag journey to his auntie's spare bedroom.

 

[HulaHannah]

Maybe instead of reading tattle marion, you could take a reading and spelling class of some sort?

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Flip the tables and I think there are grounds to make the online safety bills go further to cover the behaviour of those with large followings and their 'misrepresentation' of their lives, products, etc. (plus I doubt many people are in his inbox threatening him...I honestly don't think he understand what is covered by it and unless he is getting threats of harm in his own inbox it currently doesn't apply to him - it won't stop opinions).
I think many 'influencers' can be considered to have blood on their hands with the fake and desperateness they portray their lives on social media, making the more suggestible and vulnerable followers suffer with their mental health, self esteem, etc. because they cannot understand why their live is so different and hard to what this lot portray online, leading to mental illness, potential harm, etc. And that's before we talk about dangerous chemical use, high salt recipes, etc. So yes, blood on the instashammers hands! They are as responsible for that as anyone else is for the mental health of the influenzas.

 

[mrsbucket]

I would love to see the tatt palace in person. I bet there is just shit everywhere.

Aye me too hen. I'd love tae have a wee guided tour like a museum. Think Anne Frank's hoose but wi mair plush furniture.

 

[twilightgarden]

Didn’t he say the guttering was causing the damp on the panelling? and he was bitching about how long it would take the cooncil to fix it. Hope they smash his letterbox in again, wee fud.

 

[SuzyE]

That Clare's just shown the video of when Hinch visited again with it being her birthday And mentions she hopes the cards arrived, so she obviously knows her address. Talk about rubbing salt in his wound

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

So tickets to go and see Adele require you to remortgage your house, so says our Marion...
1) You don’t have a house
2) You don’t have a mortgage
3) I thought you had an endless pot of money cos ‘rona
4) What’s with all the swearing all of a sudden? It doesn’t make you look clever, just a prick.

 

[Inmyainlane]

It’s up

 

[Runforestrun]

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Oh he’s such a doll. I want to rescue him and set him up in my spare bedroom, as a second son. He can’t be playing with a full deck to put up with Marion and all her shite

 

[Poptart]

The fact he can't talk about his favourite singer without swearing every other word and calling her a bitch shows his complete lack of intelligence and vocabulary.

 

[muscadet]

That mouth he looks like he’s got scurvy

 

[michf74]

He mentioned Dunelm they have a black matt kettle and matching toaster, I think its that as he said he was changing unit handles to black, so we are going on a black matt journey

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mirror mirror on the wall, whose got the baldiest head of all.