Ah can feel the static froam here ma lovely. So aye
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Fausty as duck in there fae the wet voiles so aye
Could you imagine him trying to make a full Sunday roast. He would be Crabbit all day trying to get it all ready at the same time.
Spring awakeing 
Not even sure how he managed to get that wrong because when I typed it my phone wanted to change it to awakening 
He really is bleeping special isn’t he
Not even sure how he managed to get that wrong because when I typed it my phone wanted to change it to awakening He really is bleeping special isn’t he How olds his boyfriend?
We suspect a mental age of around 13 my lovelie
Derek is younger than Mario. I think he’s about 34? We would know except Mario makes almost no effort for Derek’s birthday. I think last year he got him crème eggs then ate most of them himself even though he doesnae have a sweet tooth. Meanwhile, Mario buys himself “37” balloons for some insane reason and dances about with them in the bedsit. But he doesnae do things for The Gram!!!!!
It's such an unequal relationship. Derek is such a doormat, fancy working your arse off to support Mario's olaplex/Dior/wax melt/Dyson etc etc habit.Derek is younger than Mario. I think he’s about 34? We would know except Mario makes almost no effort for Derek’s birthday. I think last year he got him crème eggs then ate most of them himself even though he doesnae have a sweet tooth. Meanwhile, Mario buys himself “37” balloons for some insane reason and dances about with them in the bedsit. But he doesnae do things for The Gram!!!!!
Anyone else think DumDim Derek looks like Forrest Gump?Paging @MrAndMr.
Could be a good February image for your Deek 2022 desk calendar ma lovelie.
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There’s nothing and I mean nothing appealing about this boy
He looks like he’s not even got the capacity to consent to sex with oor Marion.Definitely not the full shilling! Cmon if he had any sense would he be in this sham of a relationship? I think not ma lovlies!!!!
Let’s get this bread hens! Happy monday ma luvlies, keep you power and mop leg kick tae yeez aw!! Spine bright on yer shifts
First of all, what? The caption makes no sense whatsoever, but that’s not a surprise really 
Secondly, the content creator literally has their preferred pro nouns in their bio, and Mario has still managed to mis gender them, I know he struggles with their/they’re/there (and all other words) but come on you wee bleep, try harder!!!!! 
Secondly, the content creator literally has their preferred pro nouns in their bio, and Mario has still managed to mis gender them, I know he struggles with their/they’re/there (and all other words) but come on you wee bleep, try harder!!!!! Attachments
The illiteracy is astounding. I wonder if he passed any exams at school..First of all, what? The caption makes no sense whatsoever, but that’s not a surprise really
Having children seriously made us rethink what we bought, not that we were big into buying cr@p before children. I really think about what we buy and try to get as much from secondhand sites, it's unbelievable the amount of people who resell brand new clothes with the tags still on or after one wear. I can usually find our children clothes still in shops for a few £.
Absolutely crack up at this photo #moplegLet’s get this bread hens! Happy monday ma luvlies, keep you power and mop leg kick tae yeez aw!! Spine bright on yer shifts
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Voiles? Out of all the curtains you can buy, bnm have a lot of choice and not so expensive, he chooses voiles not very cosy maz! I love choosing curtains, there are some gorgeous ones and IMO they make the room, especially if you want to add colour with them, I’m sure he could’ve got nice thick ones to go with his smoke damaged looking wallpaper 
Voiles are in the same category as net curtains for me. They remind me of the type of thing you’d get in an elderly person’s house. Perfect for Marion, I suppose.
If l lived with a Mario, he'd be out on his ear. He'd definitely be nothing without Derek's finances.
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You can really see how short he is here. They don’t have particularly high ceilings and that window looks huge compared to him
Took a comma from this app ma lovelies, but have been reading along the last few pages and yous don’t half crack me up .
My break from tattle lasted as long as Mario on valiumtimes day
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Looks like we’re going on a herringbone journee, true to form - 3 years after all the other Instagram huns.
.My break from tattle lasted as long as Mario on valiumtimes day
.Looks like we’re going on a herringbone journee, true to form - 3 years after all the other Instagram huns.
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