Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

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Kat__lax said:
Bet he is absolutely frothing at the gash to post, although Instagram is no his joab it needs to be, I need him to perform like the puppet he is and snap out that comma.

So this week he has ….

Posted ramblings alluding that something happened to a family close to him (not his) therefor it wouldn’t be right for him to be on the app….still able to lick oor Sophie’s bum on her birthday post (could have privately messaged her on WhatsApp since they are besties) sleuthing tattlers worked out it may have been an ex friends mum who sadly passed and maz has decided to become a grief tourist once again?

Revealed he can’t count at all, claimed to have been confined to the paisley palace for 6 days but on the app someone saw him in primark about 4 days prior? He acknowledged and replied, rule one of showbiz never let the fans down.

Been busy supporting the small bizness called Amazon in the colour black and the scent desperation.

Have a super super gorgeous Sunday!!! Monday is coming have a stunning week, ShINE bRiGhT 💎
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I haven't been keeping up with all things Mario the last few days cos he's not ma Joab so thanks for this....can't believe he's changed the cushion covers again 🙄
 
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GiftedNotFree

GiftedNotFree

“A little change can do the mind good” 🙄 duck off Mario! You’ve put a towel on your couch…. Some change 🧐
 
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utterlybespokeusername

His content is dire, churns out the same stuff again and again. The only way he can keep up with the insta huns is to redecorate his flat every couple months. So boring!!!
 
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Rayne

Rayne

I need tae av an update on Marion’s scaffolding journae we havenae heard about it since his last meltdown
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

TheNiceBeardMan

I'm so glad that changing his cushion covers helped his mind after the death of his ex friends mum.
 
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me ma will tell ya

me ma will tell ya

My lovelies I got some bad news, my next door neighbours! cousins! best friends! budgie is no longer with us! he got blown away by eunice ! I was out looking in the sky for a sign but all I got was rain. So I won't be on his app for the rest aw today, its no right for me to be kerrying on as normal and its no my joab joab. So I'm taking a comma!! Tonsa love.
 
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laynelo_

laynelo_

Rayne said:
I need tae av an update on Marion’s scaffolding journae we havenae heard about it since his last meltdown
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He’s probs fewmin that the cooncils removed his bespoke metal balcony noo
 
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Sloppys

Thread suggestions - Days spent in the bumming fort, new cushions brought, the grief tourist has been caught.
 
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Rayne

Rayne

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Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
 
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notanothergrammer

notanothergrammer

Thread: Cryptic comma coz somebody's deid, in the Beirut bummin fort. .30 dozen melts, maxed klarna & 3 hairs on his heid.
 
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Blanche Hunt

Blanche Hunt

Thread suggestion: talking to the spirits in the sky/ shut up Marion, gie it a bye

eta changed duck up to shut up 🤭
 
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