Well at least we know Maz is frothin at the gash due tae the storm blow dryin his napper in 0.3 seconds and his awready useless dyson is noo an ornament gatherin stoorHis decor must’ve blew aff the “balcony” way aw the storms
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I've stopped going over as much, so it's a start
I was arranging a meeting with my colleagues for tomorrow morning earlier, I had to hold my tongue as I nearly went full Mario “let’s kick the arse out of Monday, if ya don’t know get ta know. Spine bright”Just til say…..the marra is Monday - if ya don’t know, get to know - so, let’s kick this weeks arse, it’s near Friday. Hot patootie, tatty hearts til yiz aw
I am sure they question my mental stability often, I think an Mario style motivational quote would have confirmed it for them.
We aww need to be more mario hen using his ain bespoke language in oor day to day life so aye
Just saw actress and singer Brenda Edwards lost her son yesterday, so I'm half expecting numb nuts to post about it 
That scumbag Hinch posted a heart under a picture of Jamal. Now all the bleeping huns are commenting under it saying how lovely she is. Makes me sickJust saw actress and singer Brenda Edwards lost her son yesterday, so I'm half expecting numb nuts to post about it
Don’t forget to post a photo of your black cushions ma lovelie as a wee tribute to the budgie of oz
His stats.
On 13/02 he was at 147,425 - gained due to AMA I believe - could be mistaken.
8 days later he's down to 147,333 - due to his comma's.
92 mafia bots have left him.
On 13/02 he was at 147,425 - gained due to AMA I believe - could be mistaken.
8 days later he's down to 147,333 - due to his comma's.
92 mafia bots have left him.
Why on earth would he post that?
This would make a lovely wee bespoke new profile pic for one of you luvlies. Am too attached to my ‘Rayn cannot unsee the bummin’ fort’ vibe.
This would make a lovely wee bespoke new profile pic for one of you luvlies. Am too attached to my ‘Rayn cannot unsee the bummin’ fort’ vibe.
Easter/Christmas/life RUINED.
Seriously though, that pic 
He looks about 100. Feel ill myself now.
He looks about 100. Feel ill myself now.
I came across this on Instagram there, and I'm not even joking....it actually made me jump
he looks like a corpse. Who would post that of themself?!!
State of them lips
I’d put money on him having covid but not admitting it!He looks like he should be on trainspotting 
Had to come back to this thread as soon as I saw that picture and get a new bespoke display pic. Horrific.
Looks like a depressed anteater. And he's filtered that pic, and still looks like he's been dug up.
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