Never left the country but he does have a matching toaster and kettle
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The toaster is in stock though online……
My toaster broke
I need a new kettle
That matches bespoke
Bedsit full of tat…
Is it a rug or a bath mat?
No money to call my own
Credit card debt in the hole
This app is nae my joab
Even though that would be my hope
I don’t know where this poem is going
That’s aw I’m saying the day…Crabbit & moaning. Mwah x
I need a new kettle
That matches bespoke
Bedsit full of tat…
Is it a rug or a bath mat?
No money to call my own
Credit card debt in the hole
This app is nae my joab
Even though that would be my hope
I don’t know where this poem is going
That’s aw I’m saying the day…Crabbit & moaning. Mwah x
I just don't understand why this dweeb has to tell the world and his wife everything on social media 
Not everyone needs to know stupid things like that.
The conversation between him and Derek must be friggin riveting
Not everyone needs to know stupid things like that.The conversation between him and Derek must be friggin riveting
I'll tell you why hen coz he wants to be gifted a new toaster and kettle he is always on the sly beg but we see you Mavis cunning like a fox so aye ma luvleeI just don't understand why this dweeb has to tell the world and his wife everything on social media
The conversation between him and Derek must be friggin riveting
I've got no words on his mouth 
I love how he's sounding like he's living his best life as well. All an act
I love how he's sounding like he's living his best life as well. All an act
He doesn’t read online comments about him and doesn’t check him DM’s or anything… but is conveniently now posting about how expensive a kettle and toaster is and how he was discussing it with someone on Instagram… he must literally post stories and jump on here to see the responses 
also what is it with all the swearing in his stories just lately?! Embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing!
he must literally post stories and jump on here to see the responses also what is it with all the swearing in his stories just lately?! Embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing!
What does wee Deek do for work? Apart from caring for wee mario
I imagine he’s not a hedge fund manager or long haul pilot, or say I dunno, dr or nurse or academic?
I imagine he’s not a hedge fund manager or long haul pilot, or say I dunno, dr or nurse or academic?
Why doesn’t he just use his grill for toast until it’s back in stock 
Marion is so wasteful he’s on a one man mission to destroy the planet
Marion is so wasteful he’s on a one man mission to destroy the planetGod if you want a new kettle and toaster, just buy one don’t lie n say ones broke, they’re not that expensive just look in Asda or Tesco or homebargains and BnM, and for the love of god, YOU CANNOT CATCH A COLD BY GETTING WET IN THE bleeping RAIN, omg this is a massive pet peeve for me! It’s the same as people thinking if they go out with wet hair they’ll catch a cold, ffs 
Really hope he buys a SMEG toaster and kettle 
will really go with the vibe of the bedsit xoxo
will really go with the vibe of the bedsit xoxoLong time lurker 
I now have the Mrs Hinch thread and this one to keep me busy how disgusting is his language there is just no need to use the F word all the time thought he couldn’t having swearing on etc because of his niece 
I now have the Mrs Hinch thread and this one to keep me busy how disgusting is his language there is just no need to use the F word all the time thought he couldn’t having swearing on etc because of his niece 
That mouth 
he looks like he’s got scurvy
he looks like he’s got scurvyHe probably gave it a clean with bathroom cleaner.
Hens maybe he gets his bespoke erect hair fae sticking his hawns in the toaster and he has poked it once to often so aye keep in yer ain lanes
Why is he cursing so much on his stories? It really isnt doing him any favours. Its actually really getting on my very last nerve!!!
Dinny even get me started in the state of his lips!! He is seriously needing to stop sooking Deeks dirty
Dinny even get me started in the state of his lips!! He is seriously needing to stop sooking Deeks dirty
He called himself boring. There's something we can all agree on 
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