Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[SuzyE]

"I won't share your story replies because my young niece is on here and doesn't need to see that kind of content"
Then he says duck/ing about 10 times in 3 sentences.
Also, they are just money making scheme's valentine's/spring etc....says the man who spent hundreds decorating his flat for autumn in summer. I cannot today. I CANNOT!!!!!!!!
Someone pour me a one of them to deal with the contradictions on this dayn of dawn cos it's making me pure crabbit!

Just came on to say the same about his niece, but it's ok for him to swear.

I can't believe he's telling people how to clean
I'm out after this mornings episode. I need adult conversation

 

[Booboo76]

Maz mate when you read this it’s VALENTINES not VALENTIMES DAY, so aye ya wee illiterate prick, it really irks me the thickness of some people!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

St Valentine was Italian too.

Maz mate when you read this it’s VALENTINES not VALENTIMES DAY, so aye ya wee illiterate prick, it really irks me the thickness of some people!

 

[wivdaangles]

I’ve never heard him bleep out swearing before? Is this a pre watershed thing he’s doing?

I also cannot cope with aw! the! exclamation! marks! on that list. I need a bespoke lie down after reading that.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I’ve never heard him bleep out swearing before? Is this a pre watershed thing he’s doing?

I also cannot cope with aw! the! exclamation! marks! on that list. I need a bespoke lie down after reading that.

I haven’t watched his stories yet today but I think if he’s using captions then they bleep swearing out automatically.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Just came on to say the same about his niece, but it's ok for him to swear.

I can't believe he's telling people how to clean
I'm out after this mornings episode. I need adult conversation

Unless they are both absolutely minging there is no way a small flat needs dusted, polished and hoovered every day. And for the rest that is just basic hygiene surely??

 

[iris8]

His new confidence booster is the highlights of my nightshift.

he doesnae dae a list cause he cannae spell.
take him aw day to write the list out never mind dae the Joabs! So aye, he doesnae dae a list awrite! It’s no fur him.


Looking at the list that he has made ‍
C’mon to duck, it’s a 1 bed flat. That’s hardly a graft he’s putting in.

 

[Rayne]

Unless they are both absolutely minging there is no way a small flat needs dusted, polished and hoovered every day. And for the rest that is just basic hygiene surely??

Dunnae worry hen he dusnae hoover, polish and dust every day

 

[me ma will tell ya]

He’s! ripping! the! piss! way! these!!!!

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My lovelies i was just thinking to maselle there that if oor Marion is suffering from hes bespoke IBS all that passing wind in a flat da size of a postage stamp sure he wudnae hay much need for dusting. a mean a cough or a fart and yer dusting would be aw done fir the day.

 

[Babybail93]

Just a few things I’m saying the day ma lovelies.
1) No skirting boards! oan the cleaning list
2) He dissnae go intae awe the seasonal money making stuff, like Spring. What was your autumn shite then you bleep?
3) He dissnae do ValeMtines Day of Dawn. What he means is, he won’t get Derek anything, but if Derek dares not get him anything she’ll have a period all over the place. #boydidgood
4) Your niece is watching? So aye. Bet she thinks you’re a massive bleep too. Can bet your life she hasn’t told the lasses at school aboot her uncle with the nose.

That’s aw the day ma lovelies. This ugly spunk sock has made me pure crabbit the day with his contradictions.

 

[Mack84]

Sorry not caught up just ran here to say

HAPPY VALENS DAY

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ah don’t know a soul on this planet who has wedges and garlic bread with a stir

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Well, he’s certainly treatit us to his bonce this week

Why does he look like he’s aff tae dae a shift at Tesco?

 

[Badaboom]

He does actually use exclamation marks as his only punctuation doesn’t he? He’s completely unaware of the existence of the humble fullstop, the cheeky little comma or that rascal the semi colon. His Only! Punctuation! Is! The! Exclamation! Mark!

The! Absolute! twit!

He is aware of the full stop, but it is no fur him. It works for some people but no him.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I mean, how can you not know how to pronounce valentines

 

[Turmeric123]

Just a few things I’m saying the day ma lovelies.
1) No skirting boards! oan the cleaning list
2) He dissnae go intae awe the seasonal money making stuff, like Spring. What was your autumn shite then you bleep?
3) He dissnae do ValeMtines Day of Dawn. What he means is, he won’t get Derek anything, but if Derek dares not get him anything she’ll have a period all over the place. #boydidgood
4) Your niece is watching? So aye. Bet she thinks you’re a massive bleep too. Can bet your life she hasn’t told the lasses at school aboot her uncle with the nose.

That’s aw the day ma lovelies. This ugly spunk sock has made me pure crabbit the day with his contradictions.

Can I just ask if this is a list cos we dont all like lists stress us out or is it a comparison of his contractictions/routine

 

[Babybail93]

Can I just ask if this is a list cos we dont all like lists stress us out or is it a comparison of his contractictions/routine

Lists work fae mae hen. They dinnae work fae everyboady but they work fae mae. So aye. This is no ma joab

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I mean, how can you not know how to pronounce valentines

I’ve nae a clue! As Marion would say, but I’m still laughing at it almost 24 hours later.

 

[NaeDebates]

Jesus if that vile, foul mouthed rant from the other night is him glowing and happy I’d hate to see him crabbit!

 

[mammaof3]

"I won't share your story replies because my young niece is on here and doesn't need to see that kind of content"
Then he says duck/ing about 10 times in 3 sentences.
Also, they are just money making scheme's valentine's/spring etc....says the man who spent hundreds decorating his flat for autumn in summer. I cannot today. I CANNOT!!!!!!!!
Someone pour me a one of them to deal with the contradictions on this dayn of dawn cos it's making me pure crabbit!

He's vile.

Hi Mario

 

[Rayne]

Jesus if that vile, foul mouthed rant from the other night is him glowing and happy I’d hate to see him crabbit!

He is not ok again He’s basically blaming us tattle trolls for him losing 3 years of his life lmaooooo