Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[mrsbucket]

This makes me laugh because I’m not Scottish either and the urge to comment in the patter is strong everytime but I daren’t. Is it cultural appropriation or what? I wonder how many that comment are not actually Scottish but sound it on here
this thread has me chuckling the most

I'm not Scottish either - in fact I live on the South coast of England so couldn't be further away if I tried. But I huv tae join in with the lingo as youse Scottish lovelies huv me buckled! I mean no offence and it comes from a place of pyoor affection. Tattie hearts to yis aw!

 

[12055584]

I'm not Scottish either - in fact I live on the South coast of England so couldn't be further away if I tried. But I huv tae join in with the lingo as youse Scottish lovelies huv me buckled! I mean no offence and it comes from a place of pyoor affection. Tattie hearts to yis aw!

The cultural appropriation bit was a joke p.s. wasn’t accusing anyone of owt I know it’s all love I

 

[Eeyore147]

who mentioned about his windows never being opened - tell me you read Tattle without telling me you read Tattle - hi Marion

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Anyone else waiting for him to say he isnae intae that new “Wordle” game everyone seems to be playing at the minute?

“Trends are juss nae fae mae. I’m nae a trend setter or follower. So aye”

Not the fact the bleep can’t spell

How do we think he would pronounce wordle. He'd sprain his tongue.

 

[other things online]

Well, he’s certainly treatit us to his bonce this week

 

[Poptart]

"I won't share your story replies because my young niece is on here and doesn't need to see that kind of content"
Then he says duck/ing about 10 times in 3 sentences.
Also, they are just money making scheme's valentine's/spring etc....says the man who spent hundreds decorating his flat for autumn in summer. I cannot today. I CANNOT!!!!!!!!
Someone pour me a one of them to deal with the contradictions on this dayn of dawn cos it's making me pure crabbit!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

That bottom lip is looking rather angry today!!!
What’s he been doing chewing brilla pads

He can’t show some of the reply’s to his question box as he has a young niece in this app…. Proceeds to swear like a trooper again!!!

Doesn’t do VALEMTIMES , I’m not surprised who’d bleeping love that!

 

[Shmebulock]

I was over here, minding my own business thinking that Spring was a season. Thank god Mario educated me that it's just a money making scheme

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Hes put a list up but it's no a list hens

 

[laynelo_]

He’s! ripping! the! piss! way! these!!!!

 

[ferretmcferret]

He’d drive ye tae drink. Spring is now a money making scheme, so aye!!
His windows are open, let’s hope baby gurl Rayne doesn’t try to commit Harry Carry again

 

[CrapEars]

He’s! ripping! the! piss! way! these!!!!

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He does actually use exclamation marks as his only punctuation doesn’t he? He’s completely unaware of the existence of the humble fullstop, the cheeky little comma or that rascal the semi colon. His Only! Punctuation! Is! The! Exclamation! Mark!

The! Absolute! twit!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I suppose we are no getting any Valance Day or Spring decorations then?

 

[Crisandjooos]

'A lotta the time we buy intae it'.

Youbuyintoit, and ecourage others to buy into it, allthebleepingtime!!!

Three words hen, CANDY CANE LANE.

P.S Spring is a season ya numpty.

 

[laynelo_]

I suppose we are no getting any Valance Day or Spring decorations then?

Naw hen cos it’s aw marketing and a money making scheme

 

[me ma will tell ya]

ma luvlies its nae wonder hes hair is stanning strait up if he's using a toilet tab and toilet cleaner together. they two of them would react.
Hes hayin us on hes naw opened the windaes in Beirut since he had a full heed of hair.

 

[Sloppys]

He does actually use exclamation marks as his only punctuation doesn’t he? He’s completely unaware of the existence of the humble fullstop, the cheeky little comma or that rascal the semi colon. His Only! Punctuation! Is! The! Exclamation! Mark!

The! Absolute! twit!

He’s fully aware of the comma ma lovelie, just not the grammatical one

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

He’s! ripping! the! piss! way! these!!!!

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The exclamation marks, make it stop please

 

[Skyflier6727]

Can’t put any saucy stuff on his stories as he has a young niece “on this app” but can swear constantly on his stories. Aye right!

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Who’s put 50p in the clown the day….he’s defo due a comma soon he’ll be needing it after treating us to aww these stories this week and a full run doon of whit he wipes roon in the bedsit!!!!