Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston
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He will be in the bumming fort on 14th February quicker than you can say Dr Paw Paw.What does he mean he doesn’t do Valentine’s Day, if you buy your significant other a card, then you do Valentine’s Day, beggy becky has said the same, piss right off, what they mean is they’re just too tight to bother doing anything!
R bleeping KELLY????????
Is he not celebrating Valen-times day cos he's cutting back, not wasting money. 
It'd kill him to admit that.
It'd kill him to admit that.
He has no fuckin clue, what a fanny!!!
He doesn’t need any more mugs. He’s got a massive mug. Derek.
Agreed. This exemplifies how unworldly Mario is. What an idiot, honestly. Total bonehead of a guy.
The company that wrapped the kitchen went above and beyond for them? What is he on about? They stuck some sticky back plastic to your worktop!!
Another falbon jurneee ffs he needs locked up looks nae different
Glaring evidence of him moving duck all on his daily wipe aroons aside, the fact he said the new falbon is a better colour choice, means he wasn't as thrilled with the last lot as he made out.
And if it's the second time that company's been out, they weren't the one's that he used originally then, cos that's the 3rd lot of worktop falbon for him now. Bawbag!
And if it's the second time that company's been out, they weren't the one's that he used originally then, cos that's the 3rd lot of worktop falbon for him now. Bawbag!
He means they finished the edges, unlike the flooring fellas in the hall.
He said that about the galaxy blinds too. I don’t think he understands what he is parroting from trip advisor
The falbon still doesn't go with the floor.
I’m a lurker and dip in and out on this thread but please, I just HUV TAE KNOW…what is this ‘bumming fort’? 
Guess that means he needs to replace the floor that probably then won't match the worktops so then will replace the floor and then the worktops and then the floor and then the worktops and then the floor...and so on.
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The Bumming fort is a mystical place where oor Margo and Dumdim Derek go to play doctors and nurses ma lovlieI’m a lurker and dip in and out on this thread but please, I just HUV TAE KNOW…what is this ‘bumming fort’?
Usually ends up with him having to steam clean and wash the sofa covers and the cheap, coverless quilt.
Hope this helps
I don't get why he spends loads of money on tit yet he still doesn't get that bloody meter boxed in in the kitchen, it's an eyesore!
His Hoose his rules!
Thank you, that makes much more sense than the Glesga FortThe Bumming fort is a mystical place where oor Margo and Dumdim Derek go to play doctors and nurses ma lovlie
Usually ends up with him having to steam clean and wash the sofa covers and the cheap, coverless quilt.
Hope this helps
Haha came on here to say exactly
You pay money, company does a job - it’s sort of how the world works 
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