Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[ThreeSteaksPam]

Let’s revisit the actual comment because it was bleeping hilarious. I think the guy actually meant well, but what he’s basically said here is “When are you moving out of that 4 room tit hole ma lovelie?” Look how arse licky Mario’s original comment is too. Still frantically back pedalling after his “Nothin but sneks roond here, jus me an the kids from noo on” post when Hinch snubbed him despite being 10 minutes down the road from the hamster cage. I almost felt sorry for him on that day. He was manic from about 4am, cleaning everything, putting his display sweets out and pretending his DMs weren’t working. I wonder at what point the penny dropped that she wasn’t coming. Deek and Rayn must have had absolute murder.

 

[Chez300]

"However, l lived in this era"...Erm, most of us did you plum, and most of us watched it back to back like me.
The woman that helped make it the iconic show that it was isn't there now, Samantha. For me it's not the same, so hopefully there won't be a next time
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I thought the same! how old does he think his followers are?

The AJLT thread makes for good reading cos A LOT of this is soooo bad, are true SATC fan would never say this I bet he just watched a few episodes here and there or just the films.

 

[OhhBacon]

I thought the same! how old does he think his followers are?

The AJLT thread makes for good reading cos A LOT of this is soooo bad, are true SATC fan would never say this I bet he just watched a few episodes here and there or just the films.

I have translated Marino’s post for you all. (*My iPad auto corrected to Marion, I like it, my comment, my rules)

‘Look ma lovelies, everyone thinks that AJLT is a pile of shite but because I am a cantankerous old bugger who likes to prove that I’m not being influenced by ‘the Gram’ I am going to say the exact opposite and say it’s great! Then I’ll chuck in something about that era to make you all think that I was way ahead of the curve and liked Sex and the City first, before many of you knew what it was! I am so ahead of trends, just look at my Christmas tree in August….so I like this tit show, ok….notice me, notice me, notice me….I am talking about that show that you are all talking about but I am so different and bouchée and unique that I am saying something different. Did you notice, did you? Well then give me some fuss and likes and all that. But not that I care if you notice I have my own unique option coz this isn’t ma job but I do like to be noticed trying to be different to everyone and being opinionated. But I am still being influenced to talk about the think that everyone is talking about because I am so influenced…but unaware!.’
#content #allforthelikes

 

[Monkeyfart]

But the grunt doesnae do Valens day.

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loads of the big account on Instagram use to bang on about how good avamay aromas are. Now there is on two I know of who do.

 

[mrsbucket]

I thought the same! how old does he think his followers are?

The AJLT thread makes for good reading cos A LOT of this is soooo bad, are true SATC fan would never say this I bet he just watched a few episodes here and there or just the films.

His opinion is totally irrelevant. He ain't exactly Paisley's answer tae Mark Kermode. Stick tae reviewing wax melts hen!

 

[Babybail93]

I have translated Marino’s post for you all. (*My iPad auto corrected to Marion, I like it, my comment, my rules)

‘Look ma lovelies, everyone thinks that AJLT is a pile of shite but because I am a cantankerous old bugger who likes to prove that I’m not being influenced by ‘the Gram’ I am going to say the exact opposite and say it’s great! Then I’ll chuck in something about that era to make you all think that I was way ahead of the curve and liked Sex and the City first, before many of you knew what it was! I am so ahead of trends, just look at my Christmas tree in August….so I like this tit show, ok….notice me, notice me, notice me….I am talking about that show that you are all talking about but I am so different and bouchée and unique that I am saying something different. Did you notice, did you? Well then give me some fuss and likes and all that. But not that I care if you notice I have my own unique option coz this isn’t ma job but I do like to be noticed trying to be different to everyone and being opinionated. But I am still being influenced to talk about the think that everyone is talking about because I am so influenced…but unaware!.’
#content #allforthelikes

Like when TikTok first became popular.

“It’s nae fur mae hens. I’m no a trend follower. So aye.”

A few months later and the bleep is always sharing shite off of it

 

[Rayne]

The paint fumes kept him up lmao

 

[SuzyE]

I thought the same! how old does he think his followers are?

The AJLT thread makes for good reading cos A LOT of this is soooo bad, are true SATC fan would never say this I bet he just watched a few episodes here and there or just the films.

Oooh I'll have to have a look!. But you're right. He's obviously not that much of a fan to not even mention Samantha.

 

[Lady Bug]

Can you do 3 coats in one afternoon?

I thought that too. I'd say he's made a right arse of it. Could have got a painter in to do one coat with decent paint. Over and done with in a few hours. But oh no not Paisleys answer to Michaelangelo he has to make it a journey.

 

[SuzyE]

Let’s revisit the actual comment because it was bleeping hilarious. I think the guy actually meant well, but what he’s basically said here is “When are you moving out of that 4 room tit hole ma lovelie?” Look how arse licky Mario’s original comment is too. Still frantically back pedalling after his “Nothin but sneks roond here, jus me an the kids from noo on” post when Hinch snubbed him despite being 10 minutes down the road from the hamster cage. I almost felt sorry for him on that day. He was manic from about 4am, cleaning everything, putting his display sweets out and pretending his DMs weren’t working. I wonder at what point the penny dropped that she wasn’t coming. Deek and Rayn must have had absolute murder.

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That last comment from him was so bitter He would have been better off keeping his trap shut.

What colour was his bedroom before, because it doesn't look any different to me?. Then again it's so small and full of clutter you just seem to see the bedroom furniture

 

[Skyflier6727]

Oh gawd! Whit jurnee are we aff on now???
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Whatever it is it won’t be long before he’s crabbit again ma lovelie. Nae debates
**Edited to correct a Marion type typo!

 

[Babybail93]

The paint fumes kept him up lmao View attachment 1043404

How cold does that room look I can’t wait to see that wall with the curtains back up, tv and clutter shelf all in a row. Wires hanging doon from the tv. It’s going to look so bespoke.

He would have been better off leaving the tv at the end of the bed in front of the window. It’s not like he has a view you’d want to look out on

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Roses are red
They can also be white
But there’s no room for flowers
In a flat full ah shite

 

[muscadet]

Buzzin oot ma nut to see his home made Sunday dinner Hopefully I will of recovered from him playing she works hard for her money deed

 

[Doodlebug71]

Buzzin oot ma nut to see his home made Sunday dinner Hopefully I will of recovered from him playing she works hard for her money deed

Ma IBS is already thru the roof and flairs hen at the thought of what delicacy he will basterdise the day so aye ma page ma rules

 

[mrsbucket]

Hang oan lovelies, do I spy the fabled makeup fridge? I genuinely thought it was Tattle folklore!

 

[Babybail93]

Hang oan lovelies, do I spy the fabled makeup fridge? I genuinely thought it was Tattle folklore!

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Nae wonder he cannae ever sleep. Them fridges are so loud! My Mum & Dad thought they were boujee getting one fae drinks in their summer house (smell the wealth). She fucked it off after a couple of days

 

[mrshan17]

Mazda claimed he wanted a hoose with a front and back door (the Beirut bumming fort only has a front door my lovlie) but then when hinch bought her farm and people kept messaging him to say “you’ll be next Mazda” he had a bespoke hissy fit and claimed his chapter is his chapter NAE DEBATES. He is exactly “where he should be” and denied all knowledge of wanting an actual house because he knows he could never save up. So aye.

Thank you proper aiming high.. a house with a front and back door. So does he live in a flat? That was my only home that only had one door x

Nae wonder he cannae ever sleep. Them fridges are so loud! My Mum & Dad thought they were boujee getting one fae drinks in their summer house (smell the wealth). She fucked it off after a couple of days

Lmao if I ever remember and want something cold like a face mask I just put it in my normal fridge.. it’s sealed.. I don’t get it. I’d have one in a summer house but not my bedroom like you say with the noise

The weird one has a beauty fridge and a velvetiser. They all just copy each other don’t they those velvetisers do look nice but honestly I’d end up flinging it in a cupboard.. complete waste of money and I’m too fat to be drinking gallons of milk and chocolate

 

[Babybail93]

@mrshan17 he lives on the top floor of a block in Scotland’s very own Beirut. Proper wasteland. He does have a Ring Doorbell though that’s nae use because to even get in the block you have to call up via intercom. So yet another unneeded purchase

 

[loulou101]

Let’s revisit the actual comment because it was bleeping hilarious. I think the guy actually meant well, but what he’s basically said here is “When are you moving out of that 4 room tit hole ma lovelie?” Look how arse licky Mario’s original comment is too. Still frantically back pedalling after his “Nothin but sneks roond here, jus me an the kids from noo on” post when Hinch snubbed him despite being 10 minutes down the road from the hamster cage. I almost felt sorry for him on that day. He was manic from about 4am, cleaning everything, putting his display sweets out and pretending his DMs weren’t working. I wonder at what point the penny dropped that she wasn’t coming. Deek and Rayn must have had absolute murder.

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The thing is nobody would be in a crappy little flat if they had the choice ! He mugs himself off !
And the things about wanting a front and back door ..I wonder if he was expecting hinch to gift him her old house ? He seems narcissistic and deluded enough to expect someone to do that