Oh please tell me he was not using olaplex ? What have I been missingHas the olaplex journee ended ma lovlies?
He can buy all the branded names he wants to try and look like someone who has the finer things in life, but we know and he knows that he'll always be that middle aged man in a one bedroomed council flat with sticky back plastic unitshe just wants to act like he’s above buying the Primark dupe. Arsehole.
Smell the wealthHe can buy all the branded names he wants to try and look like someone who has the finer things in life, but we know and he knows that he'll always be that middle aged man in a one bedroomed council flat with sticky back plastic units
Mario, champagne lifestyle, lemonade budget...Just saying
zilched it maybe?Fu
Fuck off, how can he afford Dior.We're watching him destroy his life.
He can buy all the branded names he wants to try and look like someone who has the finer things in life, but we know and he knows that he'll always be that middle aged man in a one bedroomed council flat with sticky back plastic units
Mario, champagne lifestyle, lemonade budget...Just saying
Yes he went on a olaplex journey my lovlie said he always wanted to try it. Never mentioned it since it sits in the bottom shelf under his and his bottlesOh please tell me he was not using olaplex ? What have I been missing
I’m not going to lie I have half expecting him to be bald as a badger 2 years on. I’m surprised he still has his 6 hairs
Ma lovelies am so sorry about the piss poor grammar... *hangs head in shame and heads to the nearest English lessonI don’t even spend that much in make up on a year and I’m a woman
The autumn and Christmas decorations alone would have got Derek through his driving lessons and test. It was over £2k someone on Tattle totted up and that was only the stuff he showed and the price could be found. He is his own worst enemyIt is such a shocking waste of money though. Only professional make up artists need the volume of products he has. Half of them won’t even be in date!
To put it in context: how many driving lessons would that money have bought for Derek? 2/3? (Unsure as I learned to drive almost 15 years ago) but it’s better than none at all!
Even when I wore make up everyday before lockdown, I didn’t need the volume he has. It really is a waste of money most make up items have max 12 months to use once opened.It is such a shocking waste of money though. Only professional make up artists need the volume of products he has. Half of them won’t even be in date!
To put it in context: how many driving lessons would that money have bought for Derek? 2/3? (Unsure as I learned to drive almost 15 years ago) but it’s better than none at all!
Can this be the next thread titleFur coat and no knickers
Duffel coat and no mortgage
Wouldn’t surprise me if the two of them Sponge free bus passes for fake disabilitiesWhy has Mario never taken driving lessons? It seems so odd to me that two fellas their age don't drive.
Epitome of wealth right there.Owns a house
Can drive
Has a good credit rating
No debt
Is intelligent and self aware
Owns expensive makeup which he will never use
So when most people are worrying over the price increase of their energy bills.£200 on makeup when his dressing table is full to bursting of makeup! Why does he need two new body makeup? What body parts is is showing and where is he going?
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