Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[CrapEars]

The falbon still doesn't go with the floor.

It doesn’t go with the bread bin or the other wooden bits & pieces either. Which I think was probably done on purpose so he can go out and buy more tat so that it all matches.
maybe he’ll have the kitchen floor done at the same time as the lounge, isn’t he meant to be having laminate put in there at some point this year?

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I don't get why he spends loads of money on tit yet he still doesn't get that bloody meter boxed in in the kitchen, it's an eyesore!

Or the bastarding door handles!!

 

[Sloppys]

I just couldn’t live with all the different ‘wooden’ shades. Typical Mario though, instead of choosing fablon that matches he’s now going to replace everything else instead. He’s a wasteful wee baw bag. I don’t see why Deek puts up with him.

 

[LadyB65]

Omg how have I never noticed the plug and cable that actually comes through the worktop before

 

[Fanta lemon]

Omg how have I never noticed the plug and cable that actually comes through the worktop before

Excuse me but that's a bespoke washing machine plug. Mario's kitchen, Mario's rules

 

[laynelo_]

Still can’t believe he’s a “cleaner” and thought it was okay to use a mould and mildew product as a countertop spray?? When would you ever do that? Shitest cleaner I’ve ever seen. Maybe now he can focus on cleaning up that 3 inch pile a grime on his skirting boards.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’m a lurker and dip in and out on this thread but please, I just HUV TAE KNOW…what is this ‘bumming fort’?

Their flat is a small one bedroom, with a TV in the bedroom and sitting room. Mario showed us that on his sofa, he's put a duvet on the top and bottom, and a pillow, without any covers (this makes my eye twitch) a genius tattler called it a bumming fort.

 

[Chez300]

Using the opposite hand for the kitchen reveal!

I just couldn’t live with all the different ‘wooden’ shades. Typical Mario though, instead of choosing fablon that matches he’s now going to replace everything else instead. He’s a wasteful wee baw bag. I don’t see why Deek puts up with him.

Same, it’s so jarring

Him Using the opposite hand for the kitchen reveal!

 

[Johnnoijones]

I don't get why he spends loads of money on tit yet he still doesn't get that bloody meter boxed in in the kitchen, it's an eyesore!

Or replace the bespoke council strip light in the kitchen

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Still can’t believe he’s a “cleaner” and thought it was okay to use a mould and mildew product as a countertop spray?? When would you ever do that? Shitest cleaner I’ve ever seen. Maybe now he can focus on cleaning up that 3 inch pile a grime on his skirting boards.

Rayn must have a bespoke bleached hole after sitting on the kitchen surfaces poor wee girl

 

[Chez300]

Is there anything left to have in ‘his’ scent??!

 

[MaidMarion]

Omg how have I never noticed the plug and cable that actually comes through the worktop before

I think that was put in when his brother in law or someone made the tumble dryer fit under worktop by taking a cupboard door away, then leading to him hastily pulling it out, ripping the lino, lino journey followed by an amusing tumble dryer engineer story, all probably caused by a tumble dryer getting pushed into a cupboard space without proper ventilation!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ave seen better kitchens in folks ‘before’ photies afor they rip them oot tae put in a new wan.

 

[Babybail93]

That faux wood falbon is rancid. Why can he never get anything right? Not a great display for that company either. They should know what shades go with what

 

[mrsbucket]

Sad bastard slowly filming his newly wrapped worktops Just goes tae show whit a sheltered life he leads..

 

[Babybail93]

Sad bastard slowly filming his newly wrapped worktops Just goes tae show whit a sheltered life he leads..

It’s not even as if it’s a new thing. He has the bleeping things re wrapped twice a year!

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

I cannot fathom wrapping plastic around kitchen work tops.. I’d live in fear of putting a hot pan down and melting the arse out of it

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Is there anything left to have in ‘his’ scent??!View attachment 1039560

I bet it’s one of those toilet sprays you put in the loo before having a tit. Would make sense what with his bespoke IBS explosions he so often has

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Is there anything left to have in ‘his’ scent??!View attachment 1039560

Surely no one is buying that shite still?

 

[Babybail93]

Can you imagine in the wrap place office?

“You heard that Pygmy from Paisley wants his kitchen wrapped again?”

“Oh not him again! He gives me the creeps! How many times does he want us to try and Polish that turd in Beirut?”

“He asked if we do Klarna!”

“Make sure his card goes through before you pencil him in”