Just came on to say the same about his niece, but it's ok for him to swear.
I can't believe he's telling people how to clean
I'm out after this mornings episode. I need adult conversation
Just came on to say the same about his niece, but it's ok for him to swear."I won't share your story replies because my young niece is on here and doesn't need to see that kind of content"
Then he says fuck/ing about 10 times in 3 sentences.
Also, they are just money making scheme's valentine's/spring etc....says the man who spent hundreds decorating his flat for autumn in summer. I cannot today. I CANNOT!!!!!!!!
Someone pour me a one of themto deal with the contradictions on this dayn of dawn cos it's making me pure crabbit!
Maz mate when you read this it’s VALENTINES not VALENTIMES DAY, so aye ya wee illiterate prick, it really irks me the thickness of some people!
I haven’t watched his stories yet today but I think if he’s using captions then they bleep swearing out automatically.I’ve never heard him bleep out swearing before? Is this a pre watershed thing he’s doing?
I also cannot cope with aw! the! exclamation! marks! on that list. I need a bespoke lie down after reading that.
Unless they are both absolutely minging there is no way a small flat needs dusted, polished and hoovered every day. And for the rest that is just basic hygiene surely??Just came on to say the same about his niece, but it's ok for him to swear.
I can't believe he's telling people how to clean
I'm out after this mornings episode. I need adult conversation
Dunnae worry hen he dusnae hoover, polish and dust every dayUnless they are both absolutely minging there is no way a small flat needs dusted, polished and hoovered every day. And for the rest that is just basic hygiene surely??
My lovelies i was just thinking to maselle there that if oor Marion is suffering from hes bespoke IBS all that passing wind in a flat da size of a postage stamp sure he wudnae hay much need for dusting. a mean a cough or a fart and yer dusting would be aw done fir the day.
Ah don’t know a soul on this planet who has wedges and garlic bread with a stir
Why does he look like he’s aff tae dae a shift at Tesco?View attachment 1036649
Well, he’s certainly treatit us to his bonce this week
He is aware of the full stop, but it is no fur him. It works for some people but no him.He does actually use exclamation marks as his only punctuation doesn’t he? He’s completely unaware of the existence of the humble fullstop, the cheeky little comma or that rascal the semi colon. His Only! Punctuation! Is! The! Exclamation! Mark!
The! Absolute! Twat!
Can I just ask if this is a list cos we dont all like lists stress us out or is it a comparison of his contractictions/routineJust a few things I’m saying the day ma lovelies.
1) No skirting boards! oan the cleaning list
2) He dissnae go intae awe the seasonal money making stuff, like Spring. What was your autumn shite then you cunt?
3) He dissnae do ValeMtines Day of Dawn. What he means is, he won’t get Derek anything, but if Derek dares not get him anything she’ll have a period all over the place. #boydidgood
4) Your niece is watching? So aye. Bet she thinks you’re a massive cunt too. Can bet your life she hasn’t told the lasses at school aboot her uncle with the nose.
That’s aw the day ma lovelies. This ugly spunk sock has made me pure crabbit the day with his contradictions.
Lists work fae mae hen. They dinnae work fae everyboady but they work fae mae. So aye. This is no ma joabCan I just ask if this is a list cos we dont all like lists stress us out or is it a comparison of his contractictions/routine
I’ve nae a clue! As Marion would say, but I’m still laughing at it almost 24 hours later.I mean, how can you not know how to pronounce valentines
"I won't share your story replies because my young niece is on here and doesn't need to see that kind of content"
Then he says fuck/ing about 10 times in 3 sentences.
Also, they are just money making scheme's valentine's/spring etc....says the man who spent hundreds decorating his flat for autumn in summer. I cannot today. I CANNOT!!!!!!!!
Someone pour me a one of themto deal with the contradictions on this dayn of dawn cos it's making me pure crabbit!
He is not ok againJesus if that vile, foul mouthed rant from the other night is him glowing and happy I’d hate to see him crabbit!
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